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My hotel here in Mexico had the chirping smoke detector in the lobby but they actually changed the battery This must mean something 18.6K views · 471 likes · 3 reposts · 40 replies Open on X →

We are live! Come watch @jlptalk explain why he thinks he's so popular, and whether he thinks MLK or Obama was a worse person https://t.co/gFl37lSfaj 17.5K views · 42 likes · 5 reposts · 7 replies Open on X →

Mexican Uber drivers blast music in America but they dont in Mexico Very bizarre 27.4K views · 958 likes · 13 reposts · 61 replies Open on X →

We are one hour away! https://t.co/gFl37lSfaj 15.6K views · 105 likes · 6 reposts · 12 replies Open on X →

Michael Malice ✓@michaelmalice22 Sep

Sorry WNs but the Mexicans do fascism better https://t.co/173kPPHPPz

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Michael Malice ✓@michaelmalice22 Sep

One of your all-time favorites returns tomorrow! Jesse Lee Peterson is here to teach you why letting go of anger is so important, and how to stop being a BETA Episode drops at 1pm eastern tomorrow https://t.co/gFl37lSfaj https://t.co/rFOKqDKaED

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Michael Malice ✓@michaelmalice21 Sep

On a lighter note please thank @BigRigRyker for sending me this amazing shirt https://t.co/uC83ZP2Rfj

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Michael Malice ✓@michaelmalice21 Sep

This is the 3rd person I've known who made this horrific decision One HS friend during college One college friend after college Now this One of the awful things about these stories is that everyone left doesn't know how to process it https://t.co/LFDVHPrRa2

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come support the show for $5 at https://t.co/LVLh1ogkkI, and you can the guests your own questions https://t.co/RcJI1dpUoz

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I cant tell if people like this were likely to have been raised by a bad father, or by no father: 37.3K views · 379 likes · 2 reposts · 33 replies Open on X →

@michaelmalice imagine having your weekend ruined because an unfunny shit head tried to off himself. you are a weak pathetic beta cvck b1tch. 43.7K views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 10 replies Open on X →

Odds are, inside your mom 25.2K views · 98 likes · 1 reposts · 8 replies Open on X →

@michaelmalice What did you expect... it started with a micro man inside a penis... where else was it going to go... 27.9K views · 5 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

Im still salty about that last season of The Boys and the finale 27.6K views · 383 likes · 4 reposts · 70 replies Open on X →

Michael Malice ✓@michaelmalice19 Sep

no matter how bad of a person you think you are, you are probably not as bad as this: 3.8K views · 33 likes · 1 reposts · 7 replies Open on X →

Michael Malice ✓@michaelmalice19 Sep

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Michael Malice ✓@michaelmalice19 Sep

I do not regret reading this Bette Davis biography So far she burned her face off as a kid; her husband fell down the stairs and then died a couple weeks later; her adopted daughter turned out to be mentally handicapped so she institutionalized her then there's this fight: http

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AfD tried to get some of the communist-populist BSW to be neutral in voting for leader but AfD head Oliver Kirchner said that it was difficult to cooperate with a party led "by a woman named Mohamed Ali and by this half-Italian" (i.e., BSW co-leader Fabio De Masi). 11.3K views · 64 likes · 2 reposts · 2 replies Open on X →

If youre having a bad day just keep in mind that somewhere, right now, @katieporterca is eating her feelings https://t.co/SJ6oeuo084

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one of the best bodycams ive ever seen total violent spergout turns woman(?) into a soundbite factory must watch https://t.co/c01ZWP8RNN https://t.co/htk0qUSusI

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reading this felt like I had had a stroke and lost some language capacity: The female cypris larva in Kentrogonida settles on a host and metamorphoses into a specialized juvenile form, a kentrogon. This has no visible segmentation and no appendages except the antennules. These 15.8K views · 113 likes · 6 reposts · 55 replies Open on X →

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@Gutfeldfox @PlanetTyrus @michaelmalice @FoxNews I was wondering why Michael Malice was so off last night. Seriously, his takes were worse than his jokes (he wants to bang Joy Behar????). He seemed desperate for laughs that never came. 3.5K views · 0 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

that's the last thing Jackie Kennedy said to her husband before he showed her 9.2K views · 72 likes · 4 reposts · 10 replies Open on X →

@michaelmalice If this is the stuff you put out. I really wonder the stuff that I your head that you don't put out. Sheesh. 😆 9.1K views · 1 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

TIL the normal body temperature for most birds is between 102°F and 109°F https://t.co/yAaCNEqf40

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