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@uncledoomer · the fishing hole · joined 09 Jan 2020
do not post gently into that good night
226 837Followers
1 716Following
48 227Posts total
9.8MViews on collected posts
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@uncledoomer I always knew I could blame osama bin Laden for indie rock
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everytime i make one of these posts, i get a bunch of people quote tweeting me with "but there IS good new music, just look at THIS" and thats how i find out about good new music
works every time
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this must be why all the sudden all the spam calls started coming from canada
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as soon as that crisp september air hits, every sensitive young 30 year old man knows what time of year it is: time to watch band of brothers again
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my mom was sending me videos like this and the ones where a giant spinning hammer smashes cars at 300mph and i had to explain to her what beam .ng was
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@uncledoomer Gemini is still chugging along, being useless as always
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@uncledoomer Google Gemini users, our time is now.
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@uncledoomer everybody take notes of who stopped replying for a while
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if youre wondering why all your coworkers have been mysteriously quiet this morning https://t.co/7I1Bf7IwCH
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@uncledoomer hard times create hardware men
hardware men create good times
good times create software men
software men create hard times
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@uncledoomer From now on all phones, pads, and laptops will be available in one color. It will not be the color you think, but it will somehow make the device run 23% faster and 17% cooler.
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@uncledoomer We are so unbelievably back. I heard they’re going to start executing software engineers in the park
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the reign of software tyranny is over
hardware engineers are in charge now
a golden age beyond our imagination will begin.
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JUST IN: Former SVP of Hardware Engineering John Ternus officially takes over as Apple CEO. https://t.co/G0lFyU5FiQ
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@uncledoomer i tried therapy a few times and every time it just turned into me entertaining the therapist with my stories. why am i paying for this
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@uncledoomer I tried therapy. The therapist told me I needed to get on medication to not be depressed and I told her that no, feeling those emotions is useful because it tells you something is wrong and to do something about it.
Looked at me like I was insane. Last time I went t
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@uncledoomer Therapy doesn’t work if you’re naturally honest with yourself and introspective— it’s nice to have someone listen to you, but don’t expect any insight you can’t manage yourself
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reminder: "therapy" does not work if you have a higher IQ than the "therapist"
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@uncledoomer I was having a good day today. https://t.co/ZzQxyfvSKw
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@uncledoomer Finally we have put 14 billion parameters in a vape from the classic Twitter poast "don't put 14 billion parameters in a vape"
https://t.co/o5zLfpUUc1
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@uncledoomer how many parameters in a dimebag
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guys im beginning to think theres a bubble https://t.co/bYH9f5Mifu
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@uncledoomer Looks like the first week of January at a planet fitness.
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@uncledoomer This is my local gym every Jan. 1 - Jan. 15.
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@uncledoomer This endeared me to them more than any of the other many hilarious buffooneries from when they took over
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every now and then i think about this video of guys in the taliban trying out the gym in the afghan presidential palace for the first time https://t.co/j1JJgKx2CK
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0:30
"Why did you stop using me?"
you look down at the disposable vape laying on the ground next to your desk, which just spoke.
"My internal clock shows you last puffed me 3 days, 22 hours, 36 minutes, 12 seconds ago. Why? Is my flavor displeasing to you? I have a pulse mode-"
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Frente a cuentas del mismo tamaño
20 publicaciones de los últimos 90 días, junto al rango de 100K–1M seguidores. llega mucho más allá de su propia audiencia, y esa audiencia responde.
Visualizaciones medianas21 432esta cuenta5 983mediana de 100K–1M
Alcance, %9.45%esta cuenta1.49%mediana de 100K–1M
Interacción, %3.96%esta cuenta0.93%mediana de 100K–1M
| Métrica | Esta cuenta | Mediana de 100K–1M | Proporción |
|---|---|---|---|
| Visualizaciones medianas por publicación | 21 432 | 5 983 | 3.58× |
| Alcance (visualizaciones ÷ seguidores) | 9.45% | 1.49% | 6.34× |
| Tasa de interacción | 3.96% | 0.93% | 4.26× |
Otras cuentas de este rango → Comparar con otra cuenta → Cómo se construyen estas referencias →
Growth & engagement
How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.
Views per post
50.6K1 Sep
18.3K
37.1K
315.9K3 Sep
131.9K
2.5K
5K
3.4K
22.3K
15.6K
5.9K4 Sep
4.8K
196.9K15 Sep
87.3K
Last 14 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.
Engagement rate per post
6.14%1 Sep
5.46%
5.32%
6.73%3 Sep
2.69%
1.41%
2.45%
3.32%
4.03%
1.72%
6.27%4 Sep
3.16%
1.66%15 Sep
3.33%
Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 100K–1M accounts is 0.93%.
What the audience does
Likes88.8%182 805 in total
Reposts4.0%8 295 in total
Replies1.0%2 045 in total
Quotes0.4%825 in total
Bookmarks5.7%11 832 in total
Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.
The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.
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