Henpecked Hal ✓

@HenpeckedHal · Picking up toys · joined 25 Aug 2015

Welcome to parenthood. Yes, it's possible to have the worst day of your life before 6:00 AM. https://t.co/jv3VQ5lT2O

124 971Followers

1 797Following

35 530Posts total

17.5KViews on collected posts

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Henpecked Hal ✓@HenpeckedHal19 Sep

@HenpeckedHal https://t.co/0EoQSRbQ9Y

GIF

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Henpecked Hal ✓@HenpeckedHal18 Sep

@HenpeckedHal No, I will not throw in the fourth marble for five bucks. 17 views · 1 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Henpecked Hal ✓@HenpeckedHal18 Sep

@HenpeckedHal We split up the house in a weekend, then argued for an hour over a Candy Land box missing half the cards. I kept it. My kids play it at my place with a deck we made out of index cards. 19 views · 1 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Henpecked Hal ✓@HenpeckedHal17 Sep

Yes, the Hungry Hungry Hippos game with three missing marbles is still available. Yes, I’ll take $4. No, I will not meetup halfway. 4.3K views · 101 likes · 3 reposts · 4 replies Open on X →

Henpecked Hal ✓@HenpeckedHal16 Sep

Did I cause a major traffic accident while driving in London? In a roundabout way, yes. 4.1K views · 51 likes · 1 reposts · 3 replies Open on X →

Henpecked Hal ✓@HenpeckedHal15 Sep

Our A/C has been out for four days. I’ve lost 10lbs and the will to live. 4.1K views · 50 likes · 3 reposts · 5 replies Open on X →

Henpecked Hal ✓@HenpeckedHal14 Sep

@HenpeckedHal The twist ending is they've been able to do this for two years. Mine cleaned the kitchen once after I had the flu, then filed it away as a skill for emergencies only. 20 views · 2 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Henpecked Hal ✓@HenpeckedHal14 Sep

@HenpeckedHal And so you should be ... or check for breakages and card balances ..........🤣🤣 22 views · 1 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Henpecked Hal ✓@HenpeckedHal13 Sep

@HenpeckedHal Soon you will encounter "Those We Do Not Speak Of." You had a good run, Hal. 50 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Henpecked Hal ✓@HenpeckedHal13 Sep

My kids woke up at 6:30 AM and cleaned the whole house before we got out of bed. I’m half proud, half frightened that I’m living in the opening scene of an M. Night Shyamalan movie. 4.9K views · 140 likes · 2 reposts · 6 replies Open on X →

Henpecked Hal ✓@HenpeckedHal17 Dec 2019

My wife left me home alone with the kids to go out drinking with her friends. A lesser man might whine and complain, but instead I'm just playing Chumbawamba's 1997 hit "Tubthumping" over and over and over. On the jukebox at their bar. Using the TouchTunes app. https://t.co/jqhbO

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Face aux comptes de taille comparable

10 posts des 90 derniers jours, à côté de la tranche de 100K–1M abonnés. touche moins de monde que ses pairs, mais les engage bien davantage.

Vues médianes36ce compte5 983médiane pour 100K–1M

Portée, %0.03%ce compte1.49%médiane pour 100K–1M

Engagement, %4.90%ce compte0.93%médiane pour 100K–1M

Indicateur	Ce compte	Médiane pour 100K–1M	Rapport
Vues médianes par post	36	5 983	0.01×
Portée (vues ÷ abonnés)	0.03%	1.49%	0.02×
Taux d'engagement	4.90%	0.93%	5.28×

Autres comptes de cette tranche → Comparer avec un autre compte → Comment ces repères sont établis →

Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

4.9K13 Sep

2214 Sep

4.1K15 Sep

4.1K16 Sep

4.3K17 Sep

1918 Sep

519 Sep

Last 10 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

3.04%13 Sep

6.00%

4.55%14 Sep

10.00%

1.40%15 Sep

1.35%16 Sep

2.52%17 Sep

5.26%18 Sep

5.88%

20.00%19 Sep

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 100K–1M accounts is 0.93%.

What the audience does

Likes92.6%351 in total

Reposts2.4%9 in total

Replies4.7%18 in total

Bookmarks0.3%1 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.