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George T. Diano ✓

@georgediano · Trans Nzoia · joined 20 Feb 2011

Twitter for Satire & Peasants|| Story teller|| MBA- Operations Management|| Inspired by Wahome Mutahi.

206 266Followers
5 742Following
30 292Posts total
3.8MViews on collected posts

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@georgediano I can never follow a friend to display this foolishness. 14.3K views · 214 likes · 0 reposts · 4 replies Open on X →
@georgediano Morons like those are the ones whose wives are fucked by community dicks. You can never fight another man trying to act protective over your woman. Only fools and nincompoops do that 27.4K views · 836 likes · 17 reposts · 5 replies Open on X →
@georgediano People don’t value their lives at all, and I believe nature should just take its course. You walk into another man’s house (Kill zone) start doing tattoos on his female, at some point take off your shirt to be more comfortable, and then, to make everything worse, you 77.3K views · 840 likes · 13 reposts · 64 replies Open on X →
Tattoo artist faces wrath of Husband after he was found doing tattoos on wife's left Sundus. It's said the tattoo artist went live on TikTok to market his drawing skill only for the husband to see a familiar house. But I think He should have dealt with the wife. The tattoo guy ht
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1.3M views · 8.5K likes · 1.4K reposts · 982 replies Open on X →
@georgediano If kikuyus support H.E Edwin Sifuna we luhyas support their own for governor and it's game shot...... tyranny of numbers 😂 2.3K views · 76 likes · 4 reposts · 7 replies Open on X →
@georgediano @MkenyaMzi That’s 2017 data. 2022 Kikuyus were 1.1m luhyas 700k kambas 550k luos 460k Kisii 380k..governor naona ikienda Mt Kenya 2.9K views · 91 likes · 0 reposts · 3 replies Open on X →
@georgediano Umegeuka Babu tena! You know very well that he is not gonna win - tunapea wakikuyu for the votes they’re giving to Sifuna 2.9K views · 53 likes · 1 reposts · 2 replies Open on X →
NAIROBI VOTERS BY TRIBE: 1.Kikuyus -731,078 2. Luhyas -601,789 3. Kamba- 503,642 4. Luos - 293,179 5. Somalis - 206, 718 6. Kisii - 202, 442 7. Merus - 179,586 8. Maa - 130, 405 9. Kalenjins - 32, 912 Watu wapunguze Kiburi. Otherwise sisi kama walala hoii Letu Jicho tu.👀 162.7K views · 3.2K likes · 466 reposts · 221 replies Open on X →
@georgediano I am also wondering how 2 adults can live in the same roof for years.. How now? I love my space and my things in the order that I want.. 12.7K views · 181 likes · 1 reposts · 16 replies Open on X →
@georgediano This is called enlightenment Not living according to standards set by other people 7.3K views · 90 likes · 1 reposts · 2 replies Open on X →
New world order is taking effect. https://t.co/S8dae42pOR
176.2K views · 3.6K likes · 323 reposts · 134 replies Open on X →
@georgediano So do you expect Wanjiru to behave like a Muslim woman which she's not? Some little intelligence is crucial even as we criticize 4.6K views · 54 likes · 0 reposts · 8 replies Open on X →
@georgediano All polygamous families are absolute hells on earth and anyone telling you otherwise is a liar. The siblings have been trained from birth to hate each other, the women cannot stand each other and ultimately all convince themselves that they are all witches and such r 7.3K views · 36 likes · 1 reposts · 6 replies Open on X →
@georgediano You're beckoning for trouble sir....utanyimwa SUNDUS hapa mbeleni😂 3.7K views · 30 likes · 0 reposts · 3 replies Open on X →
Here is President Samia Suluhu with her co-wives. A whole president embraced polygamy, living in peace and harmony with her deputies, and apparently running a successful matrimonial coalition until the day their husband successfully connected to Sayuni's WiFi signal. Meanwhile ht
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@georgediano https://t.co/hgyJgcRMVS 90 views · 2 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →
@georgediano What else do you know about football other than that Mzee? 110 views · 1 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →
@georgediano Andika tena bila kulia basi. 😂 164 views · 2 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →
Arsenal have never won the champions league trophy. Chelsea remains the best club in London 💙💙💙 5.1K views · 174 likes · 23 reposts · 38 replies Open on X →
Broadbased Opportunist are visiting mzee in his hacienda & all of them are asking for the two term pose, yet Mzee Oburu can't lift his hand past half-term. This is exactly what they did with Raila until he successfully connected to Sayuni's WiFi signal. Sad by alot!!! https://t.c 7.5K views · 254 likes · 25 reposts · 15 replies Open on X →
I listen to Apostle Joshua Selman’s teaching most of the time especially when am in the office & I don't feel like listening to music. You'll agree with me that West African pastors preach like people who went to school & came out with substance! But you see these Kenyan thieves, 17.2K views · 315 likes · 31 reposts · 26 replies Open on X →
The economy is separating couples faster than cheating. Millennials are divorcing at an alarming rate, while the Gen Zs have sworn never to enter into that thing called mareej. If you're a wedding planner, I would advise you to start learning how to bake weed cookies & kangumu, 21.7K views · 600 likes · 99 reposts · 29 replies Open on X →
Some of y'all don't have a loyal woman. You have a woman who hasn't found a better option. 7.4K views · 464 likes · 87 reposts · 10 replies Open on X →
Men in your 30s, get yourself a beautiful young woman in her early 20s. You’ll live happily, glow differently, and get your financial decisions right. There’s a lot of baggage that comes with older women in their late 20s and 30s. You’ll thank me later. 10.7K views · 497 likes · 81 reposts · 25 replies Open on X →
When your life starts coming together, KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. 7.4K views · 701 likes · 94 reposts · 13 replies Open on X →
The yellow yellow damsel in front of you is Freshia Kitusawa. She's just 21 years old! She's the youngest aspirant in ukambani, she is eyeing the Ndalani ward county assembly seat in 2027! She just graduated from Strathmore University, daughter of Agrippina amekula kitabu namna h 46.2K views · 1.2K likes · 106 reposts · 87 replies Open on X →
@georgediano Wakorino ni watu stupid sana. Naenda gig kwa mkorino ya photography na fika huko napea mtoto mwenye Amegraduate poses, nikakosea nikamshika mabega, aliburuka kama ding'oing'oi. I was left wondering with my mouth open juu karibu nipoteze kazi. 19.1K views · 181 likes · 6 reposts · 12 replies Open on X →
@georgediano If its true he tried to defile his daughter na sio fitina akwenda kabisa. We cannot excuse wayward behavior just because a person has died. The daughter is also right about naming her children. Who would like to remember a potential rapist? 7.3K views · 84 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →
@georgediano There’s a girl who told me a painful story about how her father used to sleep with her. She said it’s something she will never forgive him for. 11.3K views · 96 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →
Just go through the photo slides & see with your mouth wide open. Maoni fupi fupi priiis.🤦🏽‍♂️😳😳😳😳😳 https://t.co/tzHlLO6J0u 137.9K views · 812 likes · 90 reposts · 101 replies Open on X →

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30 posts des 90 derniers jours, à côté de la tranche de 100K–1M abonnés. diffusé bien au-delà de son propre public, et ce public réagit.

Vues médianes9 101ce compte5 983médiane pour 100K–1M
Portée, %4.41%ce compte1.49%médiane pour 100K–1M
Engagement, %1.93%ce compte0.93%médiane pour 100K–1M
IndicateurCe compteMédiane pour 100K–1MRapport
Vues médianes par post9 1015 9831.52×
Portée (vues ÷ abonnés)4.41%1.49%2.96×
Taux d'engagement1.93%0.93%2.08×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

3.7K8 Sep
7.3K
4.6K
176.2K11 Sep
7.3K
12.7K
162.7K14 Sep
2.9K
2.9K
2.3K
1.3M20 Sep
77.3K
27.4K
14.3K

Last 14 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

0.90%8 Sep
0.59%
1.35%
2.32%11 Sep
1.27%
1.56%
2.41%14 Sep
1.95%
3.22%
3.74%
0.88%20 Sep
1.19%
3.14%
1.52%

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 100K–1M accounts is 0.93%.

What the audience does

Likes71.6%25 351 in total
Reposts8.8%3 120 in total
Replies5.4%1 921 in total
Quotes0.7%264 in total
Bookmarks13.4%4 730 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.

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