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@Pandamoanimum · Kent, UK · joined 27 Jan 2009

Welcome to my head. Please excuse the mess. Also on Bluesky: https://t.co/TOrnVfkzQ1 Threads: https://t.co/pmlQc89QB5

92 692Followers
680Following
162 595Posts total
262.3KViews on collected posts

Ultimi post

@Pandamoanimum A baking tray is great to catch washing machine filter water. Trying to lift a shallow baking tray full of water, off the floor and over to the sink? Now there's the trick... 335 views · 15 likes · 1 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →
@Pandamoanimum May I add? On off switch on an iron. Satan denies us this basic function common on every other household appliance . Bastard. 838 views · 18 likes · 0 reposts · 2 replies Open on X →
@Pandamoanimum Use puppy pads, the stuff you put down for puppies to pee on, they work a treat! 1.1K views · 12 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that the ideal place to have a washing machine filter is so far down the machine that it’s virtually impossible to put anything underneath it to catch the water from it. 38.3K views · 950 likes · 22 reposts · 43 replies Open on X →
1. Think how to help keep my dogs cool on such a hot day. 2. Close blinds. 3. Turn on fan. 4. Put down cooling pads. 5. Realise dogs aren’t even in the room. 6. Look for dogs. 7. Find dogs lying in the hottest part of the garden, panting like idiots. 212.3K views · 18.9K likes · 1.3K reposts · 137 replies Open on X →
Dick Van Dyke getting to 100, and now David Attenborough celebrating his 100th birthday too, has ever so slightly softened the blow that Betty White missed reaching 100 by just 17 days. 4.3K views · 68 likes · 5 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →
Happy 100th birthday! 5.1K views · 105 likes · 15 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →
Sir David Attenborough as insects. A thread. https://t.co/gugdQNL3nn
0 views · 11.3K likes · 3.4K reposts · 246 replies Open on X →
Twitter 2009. I like apples. I like pears. That’s cool. Yeah. Twitter 2018. I like apples. So you’re anti pears then. No, I just prefer apples. So you hate pears. I never said that. Fucking pear hater. I don’t hate pears! Yes you do. You make me sick. Scum. 0 views · 195.5K likes · 63.6K reposts · 1.7K replies Open on X →

Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

5.1K8 May
4.3K
212.3K23 May
38.3K19 Jun
1.1K
838
335

Last 7 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

2.34%8 May
1.72%
9.58%23 May
2.65%19 Jun
1.22%
2.39%
5.07%

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views.

What the audience does

Likes91.8%20 060 in total
Reposts6.2%1 350 in total
Replies0.8%185 in total
Bookmarks1.2%256 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.

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