Shit User Story ✓

@ShitUserStory · joined 18 Jan 2021

The internet nobody asked for.

106 882Followers

1Following

648Posts total

629.9KViews on collected posts

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Shit User Story ✓@ShitUserStory16 Apr

As a… – meeting attendee I want… – AI meeting notes so that… – I have AI meeting notes https://t.co/Tb25AArTbf

7.5K views · 109 likes · 9 reposts · 3 replies Open on X →

Shit User Story ✓@ShitUserStory9 Sep 2025

As an... – iPhone 16 user I want... – an iPhone 17 so that... – I have an iPhone 17 #AppleEvent #iPhone16 https://t.co/fcTe80Op5b

58.9K views · 648 likes · 54 reposts · 8 replies Open on X →

Shit User Story ✓@ShitUserStory9 Jun 2025

@ShitUserStory “Time spent” metric increased. Guaranteed promo during next review cycle. 2.1K views · 22 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Shit User Story ✓@ShitUserStory9 Jun 2025

@ShitUserStory It actually doesn’t do that see: https://t.co/qL8X3oxbpC 3.6K views · 10 likes · 1 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

Shit User Story ✓@ShitUserStory9 Jun 2025

@ShitUserStory don't forget it's important to switch to black text on black in dark mode, to reduce eye-strain 4.5K views · 21 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

Shit User Story ✓@ShitUserStory9 Jun 2025

As an… – #iOS26 user I want… – a translucent UI that reflects and refracts its surroundings, delivering a new level of vitality across controls so that… – I can struggle to read https://t.co/PN6BTgpAje

228.8K views · 2.4K likes · 255 reposts · 25 replies Open on X →

Shit User Story ✓@ShitUserStory9 Sep 2024

As an... – iPhone 15 owner I want... – an iPhone 16 so that... – I have an iPhone 16 #AppleEvent #iPhone16 https://t.co/ZE4uCMIDrq

133.9K views · 1.5K likes · 147 reposts · 14 replies Open on X →

Shit User Story ✓@ShitUserStory6 Jun 2024

@ShitUserStory I can tell people the new product I am using has AI, and then people will think that I understand AI and also I am cool and informed and on the cutting edge. 1.7K views · 11 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Shit User Story ✓@ShitUserStory6 Jun 2024

Inspired by my ✨AI-optimised ✨ washing machine. https://t.co/F2PaGmQlxo

22.9K views · 281 likes · 15 reposts · 4 replies Open on X →

Shit User Story ✓@ShitUserStory6 Jun 2024

As a… – user I want… – AI in every product so that… – https://t.co/EonYuZPFTc

166K views · 2K likes · 368 reposts · 31 replies Open on X →

Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

166K6 Jun

22.9K

1.7K

133.9K9 Sep

228.8K9 Jun

4.5K

3.6K

2.1K

58.9K9 Sep

7.5K16 Apr

Last 10 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

1.45%6 Jun

1.32%

0.64%

1.24%9 Sep

1.19%9 Jun

0.49%

0.36%

1.05%

1.22%9 Sep

1.62%16 Apr

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views.

What the audience does

Likes82.9%6 966 in total

Reposts10.1%849 in total

Replies1.0%87 in total

Quotes1.0%84 in total

Bookmarks4.9%413 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.

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Engagement rate per post

What the audience does

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