Chris Distefano ✓
@chrisdcomedy · Staten Island, NY · joined 03 Sep 2010
My pronouns are Bud/Light https://t.co/BSdZ6ciK1E
275 637Followers
1 467Following
4 266Posts total
268.8KViews on collected posts
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Dawg I’m fkn cryin !!! @yannispappas @chrisdcomedy that quo ad read has me rollin. I love when Chris catches yanni off guard 😂😂😂😂 https://t.co/U0693mXffY
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I will be performing at Skankfest X in New Orleans Nov 13th - 15th, 2026! Badges are on sale Monday, April 20th at 2pm EST at https://t.co/LVdCbTcTiZ (https://t.co/h67Cm5Slgx) @skankfestnyc #SkankfestX https://t.co/NgU6oIgadX
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@chrisdcomedy HETEROSEXUALITY doesn't exist.
...it's just the PARENTS. https://t.co/y5MWIcqtiA
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@chrisdcomedy It’s not the dad bod we like, we’re looking for a ✨father figure✨
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@chrisdcomedy I would argue men notice more but to say women dont care is crazy. Be a lard ass and drop a bunch of weight and tell me if you get more responses from women or not?
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Guys get in shape for other guys . Women don’t care https://t.co/H7skGFcxsu
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@chrisdcomedy @StJohnsBBall Alright Chris I’ve heard enough
St. John’s ML
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@chrisdcomedy @GholsonRonald @StJohnsBBall Chrissy D ball knower
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@chrisdcomedy @StJohnsBBall Darling definitely has the power of Jesus Christ. How else do you think he got church bells that big?
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St John’s has something no other team has!! Let’s go @StJohnsBBall https://t.co/1CF0epgJl8
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The @HistoryHyenas just ain’t for you then cuz . It’s just what it is you’re an FCF BIG!
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@yannispappas @HistoryHyenas @chrisdcomedy I will not watch or listen until I get a solid guaranty there will be at least 40% less overall use of “cuz” and “it’s just what it is, cuz”. And I’m not joking.
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Growth & engagement
How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.
Views per post
23K15 Mar
22.3K16 Mar
132.2K27 Mar
441
329
597
50.4K5 Apr
639
5196 Apr
42
8.4K20 Apr
15.2K24 Apr
14.8K25 Apr
Last 13 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.
Engagement rate per post
0.00%15 Mar
0.60%16 Mar
0.74%27 Mar
0.23%
0.91%
0.17%
1.12%5 Apr
0.47%
0.58%6 Apr
2.38%
0.56%20 Apr
0.00%24 Apr
0.16%25 Apr
Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views.
What the audience does
Likes79.6%1 595 in total
Reposts5.4%108 in total
Replies2.7%54 in total
Bookmarks12.3%246 in total
Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.
The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.
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