Ivar The Boneless ✓

@roomthinker · Nairobi · joined 29 Feb 2008

Son of my father Badass Entrepreneur Cerebral Assassin Cofounder, Mzalendo Admiral, #SalmaSquadron Emperor of Sarcastica https://t.co/e5N7ul87y8

68 750Followers

4 734Following

80 299Posts total

647.5KViews on collected posts

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Ivar The Boneless ✓@roomthinker16 Sep

Meanwhile, huko on the Fresh Prince of South B, Philip Blanks pops up again. 626 views · 3 likes · 2 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Ivar The Boneless ✓@roomthinker16 Sep

Lawyer Omari Says Nobody Is Safe If DIG Masengeli Can Be Frustrated Over His PhD https://t.co/S1yG6XX37E

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7.4K views · 38 likes · 9 reposts · 9 replies Open on X →

Ivar The Boneless ✓@roomthinker16 Sep

The Women in Nation Media must all be named Joan Cena because we can’t see any! 858 views · 9 likes · 5 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Ivar The Boneless ✓@roomthinker15 Sep

This is heartbreaking news https://t.co/2w6f5sg9Yf 2K views · 1 likes · 2 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

Ivar The Boneless ✓@roomthinker15 Sep

Friends 1. Logistics is VERY HARD. It looks easy, but yo! 2. Agriculture supply chain logistics is EVEN HARDER, and has wild differences across communities. 3. The fact that you cannot see technology does not mean there isn’t a system. There ALWAYS is. 4. Things have been 3.8K views · 85 likes · 38 reposts · 8 replies Open on X →

Ivar The Boneless ✓@roomthinker28 Dec 2022

Wow. What a response. For those who are asking, we agreed God wears size 8 and a half shoes (when he wears them. He is barefoot most of the time). Also, he is 6' 2" tall and his favourite colour is green. You can tell just by looking outside. 31.8K views · 837 likes · 81 reposts · 17 replies Open on X →

Ivar The Boneless ✓@roomthinker28 Dec 2022

For the first time in living memory I have in my possession a bar of chocolate I do not in fact intend to eat. 27.4K views · 412 likes · 28 reposts · 5 replies Open on X →

Ivar The Boneless ✓@roomthinker28 Dec 2022

@roomthinker If it hasn't happened already it sure will, one day she will ask you a question that will have you doubting the very existence of this world! 🤣 But kids are the best, very legit people 10.8K views · 65 likes · 2 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

Ivar The Boneless ✓@roomthinker28 Dec 2022

Such kindness from kids in a world and adults that routinely dish out disappointment and heartbreak. How awesome is that? 28.2K views · 630 likes · 54 reposts · 8 replies Open on X →

Ivar The Boneless ✓@roomthinker28 Dec 2022

A huge lump in my throat kept me from talking for a minute and distorted the “Thank you so much!” I was finally able to let out. She smiled brightly, said “Thank you! Bye!”, waved and thundered back up the stairs. 26.6K views · 347 likes · 28 reposts · 3 replies Open on X →

Ivar The Boneless ✓@roomthinker28 Dec 2022

“I saved you something from Christmas!” she said breathlessly before pulling something out of the bag and shyly presenting it. It was an 80g bar of chocolate that had clearly survived Christmas Day, Boxing Day and two trips across counties. 31.4K views · 485 likes · 34 reposts · 5 replies Open on X →

Ivar The Boneless ✓@roomthinker28 Dec 2022

“Wait here! Don’t go!” She said without skipping a beat. And with a clatter of footfalls she was gone. So I waited there and didn’t go. She noisily returned a few minutes later with a small knapsack. 26.4K views · 235 likes · 20 reposts · 2 replies Open on X →

Ivar The Boneless ✓@roomthinker28 Dec 2022

Today she ran down the stairs and told me breathlessly “We had Christmas at Grandpas! Where did you have yours?” “At mama’s!” I told her. “Did you get gifts?” I thought long and hard what to say to this and decided to go with the truth. “No,” I told her finally. 27.6K views · 224 likes · 24 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

Ivar The Boneless ✓@roomthinker28 Dec 2022

The questions are usually so interesting or so off the beaten bath I don’t in fact know the answers or how to even approach them so often I sit down on the cabro and a very spirited discussions follows. 27.7K views · 269 likes · 20 reposts · 3 replies Open on X →

Ivar The Boneless ✓@roomthinker28 Dec 2022

There’s a small girl in the hood who comes down to watch me gear up 🏍️ in the mornings and asks me the all sorts of questions from entry level “why don’t planes fall out of the sky / why do ships not sink” to profound “what size of shoes does God wear / how tall is he” 394.9K views · 3.3K likes · 843 reposts · 70 replies Open on X →

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5 post degli ultimi 90 giorni, accanto alla fascia di 10K–100K follower. copertura nella norma per la sua dimensione, reazione più debole della media.

Visualizzazioni mediane2 017questo account997mediana per 10K–100K

Copertura, %2.93%questo account3.69%mediana per 10K–100K

Interazione, %0.83%questo account1.61%mediana per 10K–100K

Metrica	Questo account	Mediana per 10K–100K	Rapporto
Visualizzazioni mediane per post	2 017	997	2.02×
Copertura (visualizzazioni ÷ follower)	2.93%	3.69%	0.80×
Tasso di interazione	0.83%	1.61%	0.51×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

27.7K28 Dec

27.6K

26.4K

31.4K

26.6K

28.2K

10.8K

27.4K

31.8K

3.8K15 Sep

85816 Sep

7.4K

626

Last 14 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

1.06%28 Dec

0.91%

0.98%

1.70%

1.43%

2.46%

0.63%

1.63%

2.99%

3.44%15 Sep

0.20%

1.63%16 Sep

0.83%

0.80%

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 10K–100K accounts is 1.61%.

What the audience does

Likes80.2%6 981 in total

Reposts13.7%1 190 in total

Replies1.5%133 in total

Quotes2.2%189 in total

Bookmarks2.4%210 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.

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