John Cleese ✓
@JohnCleese · London · joined 03 Dec 2007
Trainee hermit, & keen Amateur Squirrel Trainer
5 071 351Followers
220Following
39 386Posts total
20.9MViews on collected posts
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In other words, the people who like the idea of a multicultural society must stand up to the people who want a unicultural society dominated by themselves
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That rustling noise is the sound of Paddy Ashdown turning in his grave
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Odd to see him reading this
I'd always though he just made it up as he went along
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Bribing contemptibles like this is a large part of Russia's budget
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🚨 Nathan Gill pleaded guilty to taking £40,000 to promote pro-Russian messages, was sentenced to 10½ years, and had been tasked with recruiting other politicians.
That led to calls for Reform to investigate whether Gill was an isolated case. Farage rejected a wider internal http
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Business Day at our Liberal Democrats Conference was a huge success. We had representatives of businesses right across the country sharing their stories and ideas - and I was delighted to present my new plan for how we get Britain growing again. https://t.co/pg0G2LhfnZ
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Russia invaded Ukraine in 2014. When it looked as though its proxy forces might lose the Donbas, Russia launched a full-scale invasion, killing predominantly Russian-speaking Ukrainians in an imperialist land grab.
There you have it. https://t.co/tLgZwPNFg1
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This is Trump's Son.
An IQ of 170.
6.9 ft tall.
And the person who is responsible for Trump’s glorious victory.
The crazy part?
He is operating entirely from the shadows.
He never gave an interview to anyone.
TRUE GENIUS. https://t.co/k2wwmYOrqH
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So someone with a penis should be allowed into private women's spaces ?
May I try that ?
Just to find out wht the real women think about it
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And...
It's more fun pretending you're Napoleon
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If the BBC could prioritise making great programmes ahead of social engineering they might be worth the licence fee
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I suspect Medvedev is on Putin's side
He must think we're stupider than he is
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An entire generation has been raised on humour that is now deemed problematic. How will they extract that humour from our personalities and memory? Will I need a lobotomy to correct my Little Britain thoughts when I see someone stand from a wheelchair or a man dressed as a lady?
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And without a paywall, too
That'll help the numbers...
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Interesting about the Internet readership. Bit like the Independent
How's the circulation of the actual newspaper ?
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@JohnCleese Unlike The Times/Sunday Times, Financial Times, Telegraph etc, The Guardian is not behind a paywall, so they rely on voluntary supporters.
The Guardian is successful btw, their revenue and paying supporters are at a record high.
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I've always preferred the Raving Loony Monster party
More class
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I'm afraid I gave up being 'nice' when I realised it didn't work for our country
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@JohnCleese That's probably a fair or even low salary considering the Guardian is a national newspaper with a worldwide readership on the internet. The Guardian has also hit record revenues this year. https://t.co/dSMCI8uSud
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I’ve had enough of these grifters. If another government comes whining for slavery reparations from the country that distinguished itself by its relentless global abolitionism, we should treat it as a hostile act and respond with economic sanctions.
https://t.co/ReQSkxymbX
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No, we decided that trans people shouldn't be second class citizens
AND THE CLEAR MAJORITY AGREED
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John Cleese is a man who says it like it is which is so refreshing
I wish there was more people like him
Be like John Cleese https://t.co/AnOBMxhjx2
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Russia-Ukraine Peace Process Update
Russia's demands to Ukraine:
1. Hand over the rest of the Donbas
2. Officially cede all occupied territory
3. Disarm
4. Remove Zelenskyy government
5. Accept permanent neutrality
6. Grant the Russian language official status
7. Ban all https:
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So let me get this straight …
where do the 8 million Jewish Israelis and 2 million Arab Israelis go ?…
What happens to them ? …
Are they killed in this Palestinian armed struggle ? …
@TheGreenParty https://t.co/G2phSd4XKz
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All because Trump has been on Putin's side...
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Em comparação com contas do mesmo porte
125 posts dos últimos 90 dias, ao lado da faixa de 1M–10M seguidores. aparece muito além do próprio público, e esse público reage.
Mediana de visualizações90 877esta conta14 648mediana para 1M–10M
Alcance, %1.79%esta conta0.74%mediana para 1M–10M
Engajamento, %2.08%esta conta0.70%mediana para 1M–10M
| Métrica | Esta conta | Mediana para 1M–10M | Proporção |
|---|---|---|---|
| Mediana de visualizações por post | 90 877 | 14 648 | 6.20× |
| Alcance (visualizações ÷ seguidores) | 1.79% | 0.74% | 2.42× |
| Taxa de engajamento | 2.08% | 0.70% | 2.98× |
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Growth & engagement
How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.
Views per post
95.7K23 Sep
63.5K
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1.3K
205.5K
9.3K24 Sep
6.9K
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Last 14 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.
Engagement rate per post
0.85%23 Sep
4.20%
1.35%
3.72%
4.04%
2.51%
7.34%24 Sep
2.08%
2.87%
0.18%
1.11%
0.67%
0.52%
0.98%
Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 1M–10M accounts is 0.70%.
What the audience does
Likes81.9%37 542 in total
Reposts8.9%4 073 in total
Replies7.1%3 240 in total
Quotes0.5%224 in total
Bookmarks1.6%753 in total
Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.
The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.
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