ChairmanOohMowMow ✓

@ooh_mow · joined 17 Dec 2022

Author of the book “Fat Kids on e-bikes: Tales from 21st century America”

16 355Followers

6 088Following

110 372Posts total

5.2MViews on collected posts

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ChairmanOohMowMow ✓@ooh_mow13 Sep

Recent communication from admin to teachers. “Dear Staff, please have a discussion with your class about how it is inappropriate to urinate all over the restroom, and smear feces on the walls.” I’ll let you draw your own conclusions. 207 views · 7 likes · 1 reposts · 2 replies Open on X →

ChairmanOohMowMow ✓@ooh_mow13 Sep

Hit the showers, champ. Your services are no longer required. 192 views · 10 likes · 2 reposts · 2 replies Open on X →

ChairmanOohMowMow ✓@ooh_mow13 Sep

Testify. I spent two hours in an ER. Got a scan, and prescription for an antibiotic. Supposed to have Cadillac insurance. Bill: $2,560.00 313 views · 13 likes · 4 reposts · 4 replies Open on X →

ChairmanOohMowMow ✓@ooh_mow13 Sep

Been reading the Bible. Old Testament. It’s easy to see how Erich von Däniken made his money, because there’s some weird stuff going on in Exodus. A pillar of fire by night, and a pillar of smoke by day. Odd. At one point God says to Moses, “We need to talk. Come up to the 388 views · 15 likes · 5 reposts · 5 replies Open on X →

ChairmanOohMowMow ✓@ooh_mow13 Sep

Our public schools are not designed around making your children educated. They are focused on keeping the bottom 80% from eating the glue. 46K views · 1K likes · 74 reposts · 52 replies Open on X →

ChairmanOohMowMow ✓@ooh_mow12 Sep

Hospital: "Here is your final bill for your routine emergency room visit: $4,200." You: "My health insurance plan covers in-network hospital visits with a $250 co-pay." Hospital: "The facility itself is in-network, but the attending doctor who spoke to you for 4 minutes was an 128.9K views · 4.6K likes · 733 reposts · 244 replies Open on X →

ChairmanOohMowMow ✓@ooh_mow7 Feb 2025

@ooh_mow Trump is playing the game all our wives play us fellas. When they get tired of asking us to do something nicely, they attempt to do it themselves, triggering a chain reaction that somehow forces us to do the job immediately. 45.4K views · 1.4K likes · 44 reposts · 41 replies Open on X →

ChairmanOohMowMow ✓@ooh_mow7 Feb 2025

@ooh_mow the cliff notes. Trump - Im tired of this, if you dont fix it I will and you wont like my solution. 94.4K views · 3.6K likes · 65 reposts · 22 replies Open on X →

ChairmanOohMowMow ✓@ooh_mow7 Feb 2025

@ooh_mow Trump isn't playing 3D Chess. He's already at 4D. Make people do something they didn't want to do with one press conference. 52.6K views · 1.6K likes · 17 reposts · 14 replies Open on X →

ChairmanOohMowMow ✓@ooh_mow7 Feb 2025

So, Trump threatens to turn Gaza into a resort and casino. Lindsey Graham and Mark Kelly lose their minds. 24 hours later and Egypt and Jordan are falling all over themselves to rebuild it. And that’s how it’s done, kids. 4.8M views · 127.7K likes · 16.5K reposts · 1.5K replies Open on X →

Em comparação com contas do mesmo porte

6 posts dos últimos 90 dias, ao lado da faixa de 10K–100K seguidores. alcança menos gente que os pares, mas os envolve muito mais.

Mediana de visualizações350esta conta924mediana para 10K–100K

Alcance, %2.14%esta conta3.62%mediana para 10K–100K

Engajamento, %5.64%esta conta1.52%mediana para 10K–100K

Métrica	Esta conta	Mediana para 10K–100K	Proporção
Mediana de visualizações por post	350	924	0.38×
Alcance (visualizações ÷ seguidores)	2.14%	3.62%	0.59×
Taxa de engajamento	5.64%	1.52%	3.71×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

4.8M7 Feb

52.6K

94.4K

45.4K

128.9K12 Sep

46K13 Sep

388

313

192

207

Last 10 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

3.04%7 Feb

3.04%

3.91%

3.25%

4.31%12 Sep

2.56%13 Sep

6.44%

6.71%

7.29%

4.83%

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 10K–100K accounts is 1.52%.

What the audience does

Likes84.9%139 925 in total

Reposts10.6%17 426 in total

Replies1.2%1 920 in total

Bookmarks3.3%5 485 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.

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