Derek Devicemanager ✓

@IT_unhinged · joined 26 Aug 2025

Your laptop is broken? Well, so is my heart, but you don't see me calling you to fix it at 3 AM. I am looking for love.

17 012Followers

8Following

467Posts total

999.5KViews on collected posts

Последние посты

Derek Devicemanager ✓@IT_unhinged17 Sep

@IT_unhinged >>Performance is unchanged. I would have throttled it down to 250mbps for the lolz. We all know they would say it's super fast now. 🤪 11.9K views · 528 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

Derek Devicemanager ✓@IT_unhinged17 Sep

Work in IT? Secure all employee devices from malware and cyber threats automatically: https://t.co/pNqlOQY1mt… #ad 52.1K views · 10 likes · 1 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Derek Devicemanager ✓@IT_unhinged17 Sep

The executives said the boardroom Wi-Fi “feels slow.” Speed test: 487 Mbps. Apparently 487 Mbps has bad energy. So I created a new network: EXECUTIVE_PRIORITY_5G Same access points. Same internet connection. Same VLAN. I just gave it a more expensive name. Connected the 869.6K views · 32.1K likes · 1.3K reposts · 251 replies Open on X →

Derek Devicemanager ✓@IT_unhinged17 Sep

An employee has been ignoring my emails asking him to return his old laptop. He says he “likes having a backup.” Fine. I changed his asset profile from 1 device to 2. Our security policy automatically treats multi-device users as elevated risk. Now both laptops need: 27.7K views · 483 likes · 12 reposts · 6 replies Open on X →

Derek Devicemanager ✓@IT_unhinged16 Sep

Our company switched to hot desking. “Sit anywhere. Collaborate organically.” Absolutely not. I have been sitting at the same desk for 4 years. It’s next to the window, 12 feet from the coffee machine, and the AC vent hits me directly. Last week someone from Sales took it. 21.8K views · 943 likes · 22 reposts · 16 replies Open on X →

Derek Devicemanager ✓@IT_unhinged16 Sep

HR asked why employees suddenly stopped requesting new laptops. I told them our lifecycle-management education campaign was working. There was no campaign. Three months ago I changed the replacement form. The old question was: “Why do you need a new laptop?” The new 14.1K views · 275 likes · 11 reposts · 7 replies Open on X →

Derek Devicemanager ✓@IT_unhinged15 Sep

The CFO asked why we still maintain twelve office printers when almost everything is digital. Excellent question. Unfortunately my department's hardware-management budget is partially calculated using device count. So I explained that the printers are no longer printers. They 2.3K views · 76 likes · 1 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

На фоне аккаунтов своего размера

7 постов за последние 90 дней рядом с диапазоном 10K–100K подписчиков. показывается далеко за пределами своей аудитории, и она отвечает.

Медианные просмотры21 769этот аккаунт924медиана для 10K–100K

Охват, %127.96%этот аккаунт3.62%медиана для 10K–100K

Вовлечённость, %3.39%этот аккаунт1.52%медиана для 10K–100K

Показатель	Этот аккаунт	Медиана для 10K–100K	Отношение
Медианные просмотры на пост	21 769	924	23.6×
Охват (просмотры ÷ подписчики)	127.96%	3.62%	35.4×
Вовлечённость	3.39%	1.52%	2.23×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

2.3K15 Sep

14.1K16 Sep

21.8K

27.7K17 Sep

869.6K

52.1K

11.9K

Last 7 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

3.39%15 Sep

2.08%16 Sep

4.51%

1.81%17 Sep

3.88%

0.02%

4.44%

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 10K–100K accounts is 1.52%.

What the audience does

Likes91.4%34 447 in total

Reposts3.5%1 305 in total

Replies0.7%281 in total

Quotes0.3%107 in total

Bookmarks4.1%1 538 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.

Последние посты

На фоне аккаунтов своего размера

Growth & engagement

Views per post

Engagement rate per post

What the audience does

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