Weird Confessions Uganda ✓

@UG_confesses · Kampala, Uganda · joined 23 Apr 2020

The thoughts, secrets Ugandans never say out loud. Funny. Dark. Disturbing. DM to submit yours. Support us on https://t.co/J81xLEabX5

161 205Followers

10 303Following

36 335Posts total

25.2KViews on collected posts

Последние посты

Weird Confessions Uganda ✓@UG_confesses16 Sep

@UG_confesses 😅😅😅wabula banage ... So what was your reply ? 117 views · 1 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Weird Confessions Uganda ✓@UG_confesses16 Sep

@UG_confesses Nze bantama 🚮🚮 They make you who is dancing feel like a fala 😥😥 Yet that's exactly what should be done in that place 😩😩 24 views · 0 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Weird Confessions Uganda ✓@UG_confesses16 Sep

@UG_confesses Those reasons are really not convincing for a salary raise, it would be better you phrase your concern based on why you're worthy more money. You can easily win a salary raise conversation when it is framed around value added to the company not cost of living. 356 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Weird Confessions Uganda ✓@UG_confesses16 Sep

@UG_confesses Unfortunately, your boss is right from his stand as a boss. I hate to say this but your personal problems are not a reason to be given a raise, your input and impact determine your raise. Maybe your legs too if you know how to flaunt them on perverted bosses. 330 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

Weird Confessions Uganda ✓@UG_confesses16 Sep

Finally got the courage and went and asked my boss for a raise today. Citing transport costs, how prices on everything have risen and I can hardly afford anything anymore. His reply: "I can't give you a raise just because you're poor." 5.5K views · 70 likes · 0 reposts · 7 replies Open on X →

Weird Confessions Uganda ✓@UG_confesses16 Sep

@UG_confesses You need binyanya nyanya festival 57 views · 0 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Weird Confessions Uganda ✓@UG_confesses16 Sep

My heart is broken. All this time the stripper at this ka pub didn’t actually love me back. She just wanted my money 3.8K views · 46 likes · 0 reposts · 11 replies Open on X →

Weird Confessions Uganda ✓@UG_confesses16 Sep

@UG_confesses New bestie- vip lounge 213 views · 1 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Weird Confessions Uganda ✓@UG_confesses16 Sep

What's on your mind? No limits. No judgement. 5K views · 43 likes · 1 reposts · 16 replies Open on X →

Weird Confessions Uganda ✓@UG_confesses16 Sep

Is there an open-floor club or bar in Kampala where people just go to dance, and very few or no seats? Because I feel like we all forgot how to have fun and go to night clubs to sit and be on our phones. Any recommendations would be welcome 5.4K views · 68 likes · 0 reposts · 3 replies Open on X →

Weird Confessions Uganda ✓@UG_confesses16 Sep

Admin tell Evelyn that I know she told me she loves to suck balls but shaving balls has put me on tension. This blade is a little too sharp for comfort 😭 4.4K views · 38 likes · 0 reposts · 5 replies Open on X →

На фоне аккаунтов своего размера

11 постов за последние 90 дней рядом с диапазоном 100K–1M подписчиков. доходит до меньшего числа людей, чем аккаунты того же размера.

Медианные просмотры356этот аккаунт5 986медиана для 100K–1M

Охват, %0.22%этот аккаунт1.57%медиана для 100K–1M

Вовлечённость, %0.98%этот аккаунт0.99%медиана для 100K–1M

Показатель	Этот аккаунт	Медиана для 100K–1M	Отношение
Медианные просмотры на пост	356	5 986	0.06×
Охват (просмотры ÷ подписчики)	0.22%	1.57%	0.14×
Вовлечённость	0.98%	0.99%	0.99×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

4.4K16 Sep

5.4K

213

3.8K

5.5K

330

356

117

Last 11 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

0.98%16 Sep

1.34%

1.20%

0.47%

1.51%

0.00%

1.41%

1.21%

0.84%

0.00%

0.85%

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 100K–1M accounts is 0.99%.

What the audience does

Likes84.8%273 in total

Reposts0.3%1 in total

Replies13.4%43 in total

Quotes0.6%2 in total

Bookmarks0.9%3 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.

Последние посты

На фоне аккаунтов своего размера

Growth & engagement

Views per post

Engagement rate per post

What the audience does

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