Alyssa 🌻 ✓

@alyssaleann · joined 02 Dec 2012

interior designer. amateur renaissance woman. chronic nuance finder. in pursuit of a life well-lived. your future favorite poster.

13 001Followers

102Following

24 308Posts total

372.3KViews on collected posts

Последние посты

Alyssa 🌻 ✓@alyssaleann9 Sep

A few kids on our street ding ding ditched us a couple times a day for a week during Covid WFH I knew who they were, so I told their mom, who sent them to apologize. When they showed up chastened on our doorstep, I told them, “look, you have to follow the rules: you don’t DDD on 1.6K views · 51 likes · 1 reposts · 3 replies Open on X →

Alyssa 🌻 ✓@alyssaleann9 Sep

not to sound like a shitty greeting card, but life involves a lot of suffering, and it's not evenly distributed so you should find relief where you can, lighten others' load when you're able, and be as gracious as you can possibly manage 697 views · 45 likes · 5 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Alyssa 🌻 ✓@alyssaleann9 Sep

Okay, so I did not like Middlemarch A lot of interesting character studies and narrator commentary, but not a single plot line landed for me. It was like a recipe where I enjoy all the ingredients but hate the end result. Genuinely surprised! 1.5K views · 16 likes · 1 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

Alyssa 🌻 ✓@alyssaleann8 Sep

Everything else aside, if you’re too dense to pick up on where the dishes go after multiple years of living somewhere, you shouldn’t be carrying the mental load for *anything*, because you’re too stupid to function https://t.co/DdWErAw5mw

48.3K views · 3.1K likes · 175 reposts · 93 replies Open on X →

Alyssa 🌻 ✓@alyssaleann30 Jul

No one cares of course, but I’m reading Middlemarch right now, and I think this is the first classic novel my brain won’t slip into I’m 130 pages in and the prose still has not resolved into something that feels kinda natural. Somewhat disappointing, but I shall continue! (Idk 15.2K views · 77 likes · 0 reposts · 20 replies Open on X →

Alyssa 🌻 ✓@alyssaleann7 May

@alyssaleann I’m sorry, that sucks. I think I got what you were saying - you’re reflecting on yourself. I get angry when I hear someone chewing, that’s not a comment on how all men should stop eating. 😂 That’s just how I react. 112 views · 1 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Alyssa 🌻 ✓@alyssaleann24 Feb

@alyssaleann @alyssaleann you gotta make sure that vitamin D is accompanied by magnesium and K2!! MK-7 is a good kind of K2 to try!! These are important cofactors to make the vitamin D work! 🫶 138 views · 0 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Alyssa 🌻 ✓@alyssaleann6 Feb

@alyssaleann You are smart and funny, I like it!!! 110 views · 0 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Alyssa 🌻 ✓@alyssaleann21 May 2025

i’m allergic to being misunderstood and want people to like me, and that’s why I spend all my time on twitter dot com 304.6K views · 552 likes · 23 reposts · 13 replies Open on X →

На фоне аккаунтов своего размера

5 постов за последние 90 дней рядом с диапазоном 10K–100K подписчиков. показывается далеко за пределами своей аудитории, и она отвечает.

Медианные просмотры1 593этот аккаунт924медиана для 10K–100K

Охват, %12.25%этот аккаунт3.62%медиана для 10K–100K

Вовлечённость, %3.45%этот аккаунт1.52%медиана для 10K–100K

Показатель	Этот аккаунт	Медиана для 10K–100K	Отношение
Медианные просмотры на пост	1 593	924	1.72×
Охват (просмотры ÷ подписчики)	12.25%	3.62%	3.38×
Вовлечённость	3.45%	1.52%	2.27×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

304.6K21 May

1106 Feb

13824 Feb

1127 May

15.2K30 Jul

48.3K8 Sep

1.5K9 Sep

697

1.6K

Last 9 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

0.19%21 May

0.00%6 Feb

0.00%24 Feb

0.89%7 May

0.64%30 Jul

7.00%8 Sep

1.20%9 Sep

7.17%

3.45%

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 10K–100K accounts is 1.52%.

What the audience does

Likes89.7%3 854 in total

Reposts4.8%205 in total

Replies3.0%130 in total

Bookmarks2.5%109 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.

Последние посты

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