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Brushing your teeth is the best way to keep your teeth clean. 17.8K views · 401 likes · 10 reposts · 23 replies Open on X →

When your calf randomly cramps for no reason https://t.co/3GvcDGLWjU

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Hilarious placement 😂 17.1K views · 90 likes · 5 reposts · 5 replies Open on X →

@AutismCapital The algorithm has a sense of humor https://t.co/l1fbIgwtE8

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Something Meta needs to consider that Apple also hasn't nailed yet is the communal aspect of watching immersive experiences like sports. Half the fun (maybe more) of going to a sports event is going with your friends. The banter. They need to implement a way to virtually sit next 35.4K views · 132 likes · 3 reposts · 18 replies Open on X →

The x algorithm doesn’t serve us anymore even though we’re on the cutting edge of live posting and banter and providing genuine insight/thoughts. Very unfortunate. Please make sure to follow and turn on notifications. It’s the only way our posts get though these days. 18K views · 246 likes · 8 reposts · 38 replies Open on X →

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Mongolian throat singing has to be one of the worst autistic hyperfixations that someone could have. Those poor coworkers lmao 54.7K views · 255 likes · 8 reposts · 12 replies Open on X →

Eric Adams starting the OnlyFans wasn't on our bingo card 64K views · 115 likes · 3 reposts · 12 replies Open on X →

Got in. Secured the bag. Got out. Legend. https://t.co/ZCWLdrQdZR

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That feeling when you come back to Barrens chat after 20 years and see your first Chuck Norris joke https://t.co/iSJHac4Ch3

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If there's one takeaway from this video it's don't be a smug and condescending ass because there's a high chance you're completely wrong and you have no idea what you’re talking about and it will age like hot milk. 65.1K views · 609 likes · 15 reposts · 11 replies Open on X →

According to Counter-Strike creator Minh Le, working with Gabe Newell could get pretty wild At one point, Gabe got into Mongolian throat singing and would sing around the Valve office for months, which some employees apparently found annoying Imagine trying to work on the https

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We solved the mystery of the Iranian UFO https://t.co/CSVquaaXtC

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Make sure our UFOs look FABULOUS https://t.co/cTEf9vmjZs

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God even the UFOs are RGB now 🤦‍♂️ 118.2K views · 1.8K likes · 71 reposts · 95 replies Open on X →

This poor freaking guy has been through hell. Look at his face. https://t.co/SbqbnwdoLE

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@AutismCapital I have to review the evidence, alone, for myself!! 1.9K views · 35 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

@AutismCapital I demand all footage pertaining to this accusation Full transparency May no tit go unturned 7.4K views · 242 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

Absolutely despicable. If there is ANY evidence for these SALACIOUS claims against Lauren Boebert it must be uploaded in 8K UHD immediately. 378.3K views · 9.7K likes · 232 reposts · 131 replies Open on X →

2016: "You think you do, but you don't" 10 years later, WoW: Forever might become the primary version of the game. What a ride. https://t.co/IuWnCt69vQ

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Umm…this is about to escalate, isn’t it? 212.9K views · 3K likes · 84 reposts · 134 replies Open on X →

It would be really nice to not have our loved ones die so if the AI people can stop fear mongering to pump their IPOs it would be nice if we could all go back to trying to solve death as fast as artificial intelligence-ily possible. https://t.co/n2QLJUxn33

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The AI people have long been wondering what people would do once AI replaces all the jobs. Turns out it’s collect UBI and play WoW Forever. 34.3K views · 610 likes · 10 reposts · 29 replies Open on X →

You can only pick two. 46.5K views · 290 likes · 6 reposts · 22 replies Open on X →

This could actually be a meme template. The face is perfect. "When your wife says she doesn't care where you go for dinner." https://t.co/20pcH196i2

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No Dad can do all three. It's impossible. https://t.co/KA6mcTyqFY

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The face of someone who has absolutely no mercy lmao https://t.co/ECCWDzpdeL

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How does it feel to be in the top 4.5% boys? 37.9K views · 258 likes · 8 reposts · 46 replies Open on X →