Hal Cruttenden

@Halcruttenden · London · joined 16 Nov 2009

Stand up comedian, actor and writer, whose new tour starts in September 2025. I’m hcruttenden on Instagram and Hal Cruttenden on Facebook

45 432Followers

993Following

25 546Posts total

226.2KViews on collected posts

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Hal Cruttenden@Halcruttenden8 Sep

Think how far we’ve come from a normal world. Banks can quite blithely call all asylum seekers in a boat dangerous criminals. It’s an obvious untruth but, as it’s been repeated continuously, people no longer find it shocking. Goebbels would have been proud of Banks’ methods. 6K views · 294 likes · 30 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Hal Cruttenden@Halcruttenden7 Sep

The RNLI were not rescuing lives at risk they were ferrying dangerous criminals on super dinghy’s. A total disgrace… 47.9K views · 6.9K likes · 921 reposts · 354 replies Open on X →

Hal Cruttenden@Halcruttenden4 Sep

I see your point. Sir Mo Farah was born in Somalia and you’re hoping that she can do for British politics what he did for British distance running. Nice one Zia… and very generous to someone from a party you’re opposed to… 9.3K views · 163 likes · 14 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Hal Cruttenden@Halcruttenden23 Aug

A perfect example of where the Far Right, and their very wealthy backers, have taken political debate. 5.7K views · 102 likes · 7 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Hal Cruttenden@Halcruttenden23 Aug

The Conservatives destroyed this country & if you don’t hate them, you aren’t patriotic. 34.2K views · 1.2K likes · 143 reposts · 303 replies Open on X →

Hal Cruttenden@Halcruttenden19 Aug

Yes, I hate ‘something for nothing’ Britain. If a billionaire businessman gives you £5m, you should definitely have meetings with the Bank of England to push that billionaire’s interests, shouldn’t you Nigel… 10.5K views · 661 likes · 102 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Hal Cruttenden@Halcruttenden7 Apr 2024

I'm tweeting less as, like most comics and other narcissists, I'm spending more time creating online content. If you want to see more, please look me up on instagram where I'm @hcruttenden https://t.co/9bnoeWWfH3

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112.7K views · 237 likes · 11 reposts · 97 replies Open on X →

เทียบกับบัญชีขนาดเดียวกัน

6 โพสต์จาก 90 วันที่ผ่านมา เทียบกับช่วง 10K–100K ผู้ติดตาม แสดงไปไกลเกินผู้ติดตามของตัวเอง และผู้ชมก็ตอบสนอง.

ยอดดูมัธยฐาน9 873บัญชีนี้935ค่ามัธยฐานของ 10K–100K

การเข้าถึง, %21.73%บัญชีนี้3.43%ค่ามัธยฐานของ 10K–100K

การมีส่วนร่วม, %5.14%บัญชีนี้1.55%ค่ามัธยฐานของ 10K–100K

ตัวชี้วัด	บัญชีนี้	ค่ามัธยฐานของ 10K–100K	อัตราส่วน
ยอดดูมัธยฐานต่อโพสต์	9 873	935	10.6×
การเข้าถึง (ยอดดู ÷ ผู้ติดตาม)	21.73%	3.43%	6.34×
อัตราการมีส่วนร่วม	5.14%	1.55%	3.32×

บัญชีอื่นในช่วงนี้ → เปรียบเทียบกับบัญชีอื่น → ค่าอ้างอิงเหล่านี้คำนวณอย่างไร →

Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

112.7K7 Apr

10.5K19 Aug

34.2K23 Aug

5.7K

9.3K4 Sep

47.9K7 Sep

6K8 Sep

Last 7 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

0.31%7 Apr

7.30%19 Aug

4.83%23 Aug

1.94%

1.91%4 Sep

17.07%7 Sep

5.45%8 Sep

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 10K–100K accounts is 1.55%.

What the audience does

Likes82.2%9 509 in total

Reposts10.6%1 228 in total

Replies6.5%754 in total

Quotes0.5%62 in total

Bookmarks0.1%11 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.