Justin Halpern

@justin_halpern · joined 07 Apr 2010

Harley Quinn/Abbott Elementary/Some Other Stuff You Probably Hated or Never Saw. We could do that note but that’s not the show we sold you

36 573Followers

401Following

18 016Posts total

85.9KViews on collected posts

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Justin Halpern@justin_halpern28 Jul

Have you read my new book? Probably not! Will you like it? Tough to say, I don’t know you. But if you follow me there’s a good chance you will! And if you hate it you can come back here and tell me and I’ll say sorry and you can know it’ll ruin my day! https://t.co/mLqamylHWM 4.5K views · 32 likes · 2 reposts · 7 replies Open on X →

Justin Halpern@justin_halpern6 Jul

@justin_halpern I’ll snag a copy. Congrats bud! 1.2K views · 6 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

Justin Halpern@justin_halpern6 Jul

First one is free: show on CBS in 2012. Censor note: “You can refer to an “anus” but you cannot refer to something going into an anus or coming out of an anus. Someone can be referred to as an anus unless sexual in nature.” 12.5K views · 26 likes · 1 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Justin Halpern@justin_halpern6 Jul

My new book comes out tomorrow! You might like it! I’m supposed to think of a promo but can’t, so best I can do is if you reply to this post with proof you bought, I’ll share my favorite censorship notes I’ve gotten from TV networks https://t.co/mLqamyla7e 14.7K views · 51 likes · 4 reposts · 5 replies Open on X →

Justin Halpern@justin_halpern30 Jun

@justin_halpern I’ve bought three books of yours now, 6 more and I can make a baseball team 21 views · 0 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Justin Halpern@justin_halpern30 Jun

@justin_halpern I can only assume this is a sequel to "Nice. Real fucking nice" where we follow that guy into his life of crime following him finding a guy on his girl's couch and having his life cut into pieces 617 views · 1 likes · 1 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

Justin Halpern@justin_halpern30 Jun

My new book comes out next week! Pre-order now! Do you like mystery and comedy and weird fucked up criminals? You’ll like my new book! If you buy it and you don’t, let me know and I will PERSONALLY hate myself for several hours! https://t.co/mLqamylHWM 44K views · 36 likes · 2 reposts · 2 replies Open on X →

Justin Halpern@justin_halpern14 Feb

Posted a new substack about the horrors of checking a bag https://t.co/95VdIkd5iH 2.6K views · 9 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Justin Halpern@justin_halpern3 Jan

In which I attempt to rank vacationing with your children based on their ages https://t.co/G2q4l9iaeF 5.9K views · 24 likes · 2 reposts · 4 replies Open on X →

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1 โพสต์จาก 90 วันที่ผ่านมา เทียบกับช่วง 10K–100K ผู้ติดตาม แสดงในวงกว้าง แต่มีผู้ชมตอบสนองน้อย.

ยอดดูมัธยฐาน4 466บัญชีนี้924ค่ามัธยฐานของ 10K–100K

การเข้าถึง, %12.21%บัญชีนี้3.62%ค่ามัธยฐานของ 10K–100K

การมีส่วนร่วม, %0.94%บัญชีนี้1.52%ค่ามัธยฐานของ 10K–100K

ตัวชี้วัด	บัญชีนี้	ค่ามัธยฐานของ 10K–100K	อัตราส่วน
ยอดดูมัธยฐานต่อโพสต์	4 466	924	4.83×
การเข้าถึง (ยอดดู ÷ ผู้ติดตาม)	12.21%	3.62%	3.37×
อัตราการมีส่วนร่วม	0.94%	1.52%	0.62×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

5.9K3 Jan

2.6K14 Feb

44K30 Jun

617

14.7K6 Jul

12.5K

1.2K

4.5K28 Jul

Last 9 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

0.51%3 Jan

0.35%14 Feb

0.09%30 Jun

0.49%

0.00%

0.41%6 Jul

0.22%

0.59%

0.94%28 Jul

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 10K–100K accounts is 1.52%.

What the audience does

Likes77.1%185 in total

Reposts5.0%12 in total

Replies8.3%20 in total

Quotes1.2%3 in total

Bookmarks8.3%20 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.

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Views per post

Engagement rate per post

What the audience does

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