NewsThump

@newsthump · London · joined 18 Feb 2009

Former blue check. Topical satire from the UK and around the world. You're not supposed to believe what we write, you idiot. @newsthump@mastodon.online

56 039Followers

2 796Following

39 343Posts total

7.9KViews on collected posts

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NewsThump@newsthump17 Sep

NEWS! Tiny amount of human brain tissue enough to stop mice voting Reform, scientists confirm https://t.co/5heeGwZD47 443 views · 5 likes · 2 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

NewsThump@newsthump16 Sep

@newsthump @NORBET Yippee Ki-yay motherfucker … 👋 12 views · 1 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

NewsThump@newsthump16 Sep

@newsthump Isn't the barrier on the wrong side of the checkpoint? I mean they can just drive away. 12 views · 0 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

NewsThump@newsthump16 Sep

@newsthump https://t.co/0UJmqxdmwi 15 views · 0 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

NewsThump@newsthump16 Sep

NEWS! Ed Sheeran successfully maintains impartiality by sacking man who wants to end a genocide and appeasing a pro-Isreal billionaire on Epstein's list https://t.co/MO6DuxMIhc 1.3K views · 21 likes · 3 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

NewsThump@newsthump16 Sep

@newsthump Trump senior will die hard looking at little girls 12 views · 0 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

NewsThump@newsthump16 Sep

NEWS! Donald Trump Jr's wedding bankrolled by Hans Gruber, wife confirms https://t.co/m36iUKAwZO 1.4K views · 18 likes · 3 reposts · 2 replies Open on X →

NewsThump@newsthump16 Sep

NEWS! Piddington residents delighted to leave UK, less delighted by new border controls at end of village https://t.co/BtWBEz53ua 1.4K views · 40 likes · 17 reposts · 2 replies Open on X →

NewsThump@newsthump16 Sep

NEWS! “Coverage of domestic violence yet another establishment smear against Reform!” insists Dan Thomas https://t.co/2zWEvlNfYM 1.3K views · 8 likes · 1 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

NewsThump@newsthump16 Sep

@haveigotnews Breaking News Oxfordshire: "Bicester Outlet Village has just announced an open-door policy for Citizens/migrants fleeing their sovereign state of Piddington, offering food, shelter and clothing — all at up to 70% off."😉😁 https://t.co/33kTVlSNYw

2.1K views · 6 likes · 3 reposts · 3 replies Open on X →

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10 โพสต์จาก 90 วันที่ผ่านมา เทียบกับช่วง 10K–100K ผู้ติดตาม เข้าถึงคนน้อยกว่าบัญชีขนาดเดียวกัน.

ยอดดูมัธยฐาน848บัญชีนี้996ค่ามัธยฐานของ 10K–100K

การเข้าถึง, %1.51%บัญชีนี้3.84%ค่ามัธยฐานของ 10K–100K

การมีส่วนร่วม, %1.19%บัญชีนี้1.51%ค่ามัธยฐานของ 10K–100K

ตัวชี้วัด	บัญชีนี้	ค่ามัธยฐานของ 10K–100K	อัตราส่วน
ยอดดูมัธยฐานต่อโพสต์	848	996	0.85×
การเข้าถึง (ยอดดู ÷ ผู้ติดตาม)	1.51%	3.84%	0.39×
อัตราการมีส่วนร่วม	1.19%	1.51%	0.78×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

2.1K16 Sep

1.3K

1.4K

1.3K

44317 Sep

Last 10 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

0.63%16 Sep

0.80%

4.15%

1.66%

0.00%

1.85%

0.00%

8.33%

1.58%17 Sep

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 10K–100K accounts is 1.51%.

What the audience does

Likes71.2%99 in total

Reposts20.9%29 in total

Replies5.0%7 in total

Quotes1.4%2 in total

Bookmarks1.4%2 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.

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เทียบกับบัญชีขนาดเดียวกัน

Growth & engagement

Views per post

Engagement rate per post

What the audience does

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