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@owenpallett · Toronto, Ontario · joined 25 Feb 2009
Thoughts disguised as ringtones
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My fantasy is to show up to receive a prestigious award and have an enormous black eye and my date is wearing a Prada bandage on his swollen fist
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We were lying in bed and I put my finger in his nose and said “pick me by my nose, and I’ll pick you by yours” and now I think he’s breaking up with me
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This is also why martinis are popular
Nobody would order a “briny gin”
Well, I would, but
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Pretty sure he asked me to make him shakshouka for breakfast not because he likes shakshouka but because he just likes to say “shakshouka”
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