Azeem Banatwalla

@TheBanat · Mumbai · joined 05 May 2009

comedian and bridgefluencer. not active unless im intoxicated after a football match

864 876Followers

314Following

4 723Posts total

1.9MViews on collected posts

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Azeem Banatwalla@TheBanat30 May

Arsenal lose a UCL final because of Gabriel. My faith in humanity is restored. 33.7K views · 2.7K likes · 461 reposts · 16 replies Open on X →

Azeem Banatwalla@TheBanat4 Mar

@TheBanat I saw this on my timeline a few months and has appeared again. This was Ingenious I must say. Probably a case study for teaching standup 118 views · 0 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Azeem Banatwalla@TheBanat4 Mar

@TheBanat Man he's introducing you like you're some newbie 😂. I'm listening to you since 2015. P.S. GGMU 132 views · 1 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Azeem Banatwalla@TheBanat3 Mar

@TheBanat Azeem, as per my great knowledge about comedy, I want to give you an advice, because I have a very good knowledge about comedy that’s why my advice will be- work on the ending of the joke. Remove the bribe the cop thing because it doesn’t fit if we are calculating the f 284 views · 1 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

Azeem Banatwalla@TheBanat3 Mar

He's alright, this guy 70.3K views · 847 likes · 62 reposts · 15 replies Open on X →

Azeem Banatwalla@TheBanat2 Mar

WORTH THE WATCH: his name is Azeem Banatwalla and this is one of the most creative and hilarious comedy bits you will ever hear. someone's definitely going to try and replicate it. 😭 https://t.co/sCXtSugydG

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1.8M views · 34K likes · 4.3K reposts · 215 replies Open on X →

Azeem Banatwalla@TheBanat22 Jan

Crazy. Aaj kal Blinkit se CEO bhi 10 minute mein mil jaata hai https://t.co/8m7iZhs78B

16.8K views · 576 likes · 12 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

Azeem Banatwalla@TheBanat24 Dec 2025

If you want to watch AFCON and support any team playing against Mbuemo/Amad/Mazraoui so they come back soon and we don't have to endure more Yoro/Zirkzee life, go get the Football Fiesta pass on @FanCode. Rs.99 for 30 days. Some Ronaldo/Mbappe type youth prospects also included😂

3.7K views · 8 likes · 9 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Azeem Banatwalla@TheBanat6 Nov 2025

Dear @AmeetSatam (who I am unfortunate enough to have as my local MLA), "vote jihad" chhodo. Andheri residents pe ROAD JIHAD karna band karo. And also don't forget the "Khans" you come to when you are begging for votes, you pathetic, bigoted, incompetent fraud. https://t.co/33I

5.5K views · 44 likes · 3 reposts · 2 replies Open on X →

Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

5.5K6 Nov

3.7K24 Dec

16.8K22 Jan

1.8M2 Mar

70.3K3 Mar

284

1324 Mar

118

33.7K30 May

Last 9 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

0.93%6 Nov

0.45%24 Dec

3.51%22 Jan

2.13%2 Mar

1.32%3 Mar

0.70%

0.76%4 Mar

0.00%

9.47%30 May

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views.

What the audience does

Likes68.9%38 177 in total

Reposts8.7%4 827 in total

Replies0.5%250 in total

Quotes0.6%307 in total

Bookmarks21.4%11 865 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.

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Engagement rate per post

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