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@utdcynical Then remove “United” from your profile and never post about this club again. Literally every United fan knows this current team isn’t winning anything serious anytime soon. We know the problems. We know how far we’ve fallen. And yet, we still support this club. Thro 1.1K views · 14 likes · 1 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

@utdcynical I want the MIB device to make me forget i ever supported this club. Why did i not become a glory merchant and support Madrid or City ?!?!? 770 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

@utdcynical that nasty feeling must be gone then 🤣🤣🤣 https://t.co/3u4gNUiEQV

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Put the entire club in a bin, set the bin on fire and launch it into the fucking North Sea. I never want to think about this club again. 99K views · 4.4K likes · 350 reposts · 28 replies Open on X →

@utdcynical Incredible fanbase. They screamed for stability and results. Now they’re screaming again for a man who finished 15th because he beat Torino ! 1.3K views · 17 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

@utdcynical Most of these twitter so called fans grew up on just straight up trash utd teams, not surprised at all 1.6K views · 24 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

The only manager this fanbase wanted listen to is in Italy explaining football with a plane crash. On 9/11. Fucking inspiring. 30.5K views · 1.5K likes · 33 reposts · 7 replies Open on X →

@utdcynical They want to see again Casemiro and Ugarte plays togher😂😂 2.3K views · 70 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

People are complaining Mainoo and Tielemans look too calm on the ball. We spent years begging for a midfield that can keep the thing and now competence is a problem. Incredible club. 42.7K views · 4.7K likes · 246 reposts · 16 replies Open on X →

@utdcynical Zirkzee should be played in the 10 for FA Cup and Carabao Cup games and have Bruno rested for prem and UCL 242 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

@utdcynical He's the best 10 at the club but we ain't ready for that debate 2.6K views · 19 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

@utdcynical i’m sure zirkzee is just mainoo as a striker 😂 put him in midfield 😆 2.6K views · 56 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

The Champions League is actually hilarious. We disappear for a few years, come back and immediately remember why Europe used to fucking hate us. Bring me Bayern Munich. Bring me Real Madrid . Bring me whoever you’ve got. I’m starting to think UEFA invited us back just to give 41.1K views · 1.7K likes · 62 reposts · 32 replies Open on X →

Zirkzee is the best 6 a side player on planet Earth and I refuse to debate it. Get this bloke in Ballers League immediately. 43.2K views · 5K likes · 138 reposts · 10 replies Open on X →