BowTiedKong | Criminal Defense & Family Law Atty ✓

@BowTiedKong · Click this · joined 15 Jul 2021

BowTied Jungle’s Criminal Defense and Family Law Attorney | I’m the guy you call when someone fucks around and you want them to find out

12 612Followers

2 508Following

67 622Posts total

90.2KViews on collected posts

Against accounts of the same size

7 posts from the last 90 days, next to the 10K–100K follower range. shown to more people than peers of the same size.

Median views3 802this account2 578median for 10K–100K

Reach, %30.15%this account7.77%median for 10K–100K

Engagement, %1.36%this account1.47%median for 10K–100K

Metric	This account	Median for 10K–100K	Ratio
Median views per post	3 802	2 578	1.47×
Reach (views ÷ followers)	30.15%	7.77%	3.88×
Engagement rate	1.36%	1.47%	0.93×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

42.8K25 Jun

21.5K4 Sep

17.6K

1.2K

3.8K

1.7K

1.5K

Last 7 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

0.69%25 Jun

0.66%4 Sep

1.36%

8.62%

2.37%

0.34%

2.67%

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 10K–100K accounts is 1.47%.

What the audience does

Likes77.0%782 in total

Reposts5.9%60 in total

Replies6.4%65 in total

Quotes1.3%13 in total

Bookmarks9.4%95 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.

Latest posts

Attorneys are mostly a waste of money But, we become necessary in many circumstances The family stuff is mostly a waste. You need a criminal defense attorney. You shouldn’t need an attorney to help you figure out when kids will be dad or mom 1.5K views · 33 likes · 1 reposts · 7 replies 04 Sep 2026 @BowTiedKong I had a co-worker who did this for years after her divorce. Every little thing between the divorcees was routed through their lawyers, we ended up instituting a mail policy were she would reimburse the office for all postage used since she was mailing packages of pap 1.7K views · 4 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 04 Sep 2026 “My client wants to see the kids, can you talk to your client?” “Have them talk first. I’ll step in if there’s an issue” Grow the fuck up, people You make a baby with someone, act like an adult Hate the “go through lawyers” people. Figure it out (And yes, I tell my clients 3.8K views · 81 likes · 0 reposts · 8 replies 04 Sep 2026 Gm Moving day Also on day seven of no Zyn. Timed it perfectly No extra anxiety required https://t.co/k2z3uwm6MF 1.2K views · 93 likes · 0 reposts · 13 replies 04 Sep 2026 Lawyer who knows things explains how illegals end up here for 10 years 👇 17.6K views · 209 likes · 26 reposts · 5 replies 04 Sep 2026 Here is the average process of an illegal alien or a “Respondent” as they are known as in the court system. 2019 - arrived at the border given a Notice To Appear - meaning the first time to go to court. The Border Patrol asks them what address of someone they have 21.5K views · 111 likes · 21 reposts · 6 replies 04 Sep 2026 Decided earlier today to be delusionally optimistic No just an affirmation like I was before, but that's now my default Everything is going to go my way and be even better than I imagined, and any perceived set back will not only be a learning lesson, but will ultimately help h 42.8K views · 251 likes · 12 reposts · 25 replies 25 Jun 2026