Department of Dry Water ✓

@DeptOfDryWater

You came this far…hit the button…we’ll laugh again soon

168Followers

991Following

6 405Posts total

1.1KViews on collected posts

Against accounts of the same size

3 posts from the last 90 days, next to the under 10K follower range. reaches fewer people than peers, but engages them much harder.

Median views21this account6 244median for under 10K

Reach, %12.50%this account415.20%median for under 10K

Engagement, %9.52%this account1.06%median for under 10K

Metric	This account	Median for under 10K	Ratio
Median views per post	21	6 244	0.00×
Reach (views ÷ followers)	12.50%	4.2× audience	0.03×
Engagement rate	9.52%	1.06%	8.95×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

1K3 Sep

184 Sep

Last 3 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

1.18%3 Sep

9.52%

22.22%4 Sep

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for under 10K accounts is 1.06%.

What the audience does

Likes88.9%16 in total

Replies11.1%2 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.

Latest posts

@DeptOfDryWater @AprilSpark1890 Run 20 yards? I doubt it can even stand up out of that chair without assistance. 18 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 04 Sep 2026 @DeptOfDryWater @AprilSpark1890 Feet 21 views · 2 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies 03 Sep 2026 @DeptOfDryWater 😂💀 1K views · 11 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 03 Sep 2026