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@Eggplant_Elon · London · joined 03 Feb 2021

Bitcoiner. Austrian economics. Free speech absolutist. Zeitgeist 🇬🇧

11 129Followers

4 415Following

43 440Posts total

17.8KViews on collected posts

Against accounts of the same size

4 posts from the last 90 days, next to the 10K–100K follower range. shown far beyond its own audience, and the audience reacts.

Median views485this account964median for 10K–100K

Reach, %4.36%this account3.25%median for 10K–100K

Engagement, %2.76%this account2.01%median for 10K–100K

Metric	This account	Median for 10K–100K	Ratio
Median views per post	485	964	0.50×
Reach (views ÷ followers)	4.36%	3.25%	1.34×
Engagement rate	2.76%	2.01%	1.37×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

2867 Jun

269

285

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317

359

287

339

353

164

5684 Sep

402

651

388

Last 14 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

1.40%7 Jun

1.49%

1.40%

1.41%

1.58%

1.11%

2.79%

1.18%

3.12%

2.44%

5.63%4 Sep

3.98%

1.54%

1.29%

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 10K–100K accounts is 2.01%.

What the audience does

Likes70.6%185 in total

Reposts3.4%9 in total

Replies16.8%44 in total

Quotes1.5%4 in total

Bookmarks7.6%20 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

Followers by day

5 Sep

Daily snapshots since 05 Sep 2026; the dashed line is the starting count.

Latest posts

Barnsley couple say they're taking no chances and have already started taking on extra calories. https://t.co/qVqka8Thq8 388 views · 4 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 04 Sep 2026 · Open on X →

Western feminists will still lecture you that every culture deserves the same respect. People are equal. Cultures and ideas are not. https://t.co/drPtyylvcP 651 views · 10 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies 04 Sep 2026 · Open on X →

El Salvador’s economy is now growing at around 5%. Construction is up 10.7%, tourism revenues are rising, and investment is accelerating. Also, the country went from 103 murders per 100,000 people in 2015 to 1.3 in 2025. Credit where it is due… @nayibbukele took a country that 402 views · 14 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 04 Sep 2026 · Open on X →

When I go for a car wash and valet, I always leave this on the passenger seat. I never have to pay, and invariably the boss man will come and assure me that everybody working there is legal. I always tell them not to worry, as I am off duty. It also works well in kebab shops. htt 568 views · 25 likes · 1 reposts · 6 replies 04 Sep 2026 · Open on X →

@Eggplant_Elon Fascinating research 🧐 👏 164 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

25. The Vatican gets its moral authority and its institutional survival. Iran gets its revenge without fingerprints. China gets its window. Bitcoin gets its moment. America, which put its entire civilisational bet on AI dominance, watches it stall in planning committees in 353 views · 8 likes · 0 reposts · 3 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

1 final detail. The most precise piece of symbolism in this entire story. Antoni Gaudí died on June 10th 1926, struck by a tram, dressed so poorly that passers-by assumed he was a beggar. Nobody got him proper help in time. The man who built the most intricate monument to divine 339 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

23. There is 1 asset that cannot be lobbied. Cannot be planned or objected to. Cannot be stranded in a cryogenic container in the Strait of Hormuz. It cannot be debased by a central bank compensating for missed productivity forecasts. Cannot be consecrated against by a Pope. 287 views · 6 likes · 0 reposts · 2 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

22. It cannot go back into fiat. Governments are printing money to compensate for the AI productivity gains that have not materialised, to fund the military buildout triggered by the Iran war, and to cover the social costs of an economy being restructured faster than retraining 359 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

Bitcoin hit its all-time high of $126,210 on October 6th 2025. Today, 7th June 2026, it is at $62,300 Down 50% in 8 months. The primary driver is capital rotation. The same institutional money that legitimised Bitcoin between 2023 and 2025 looked at the AI infrastructure 317 views · 4 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

20. The Vatican believes it is running the operation. Iran is using it as an instrument of asymmetric warfare, but it will never acknowledge it. China is building a parallel digital world in the gap. None of the three fully understands how completely their individual strategies 283 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

19. China has said nothing interesting about any of this. That silence is the tell. China and Iran signed a 25-year Comprehensive Strategic Partnership in 2021 covering energy, infrastructure, security, and technological advancement. In late 2025, they formalised a specific 285 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

18. America produces helium. But it cannot replace Qatar’s supply chain at semiconductor grade purity, in the right specialised containers, to the right customers, within the operational window that matters. The Vatican did not engineer this. It did not need to. It needed 269 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

17. Here is why that matters for AI specifically. Every advanced chip is made using extreme ultraviolet lithography. The machines that do this, made exclusively by ASML in Veldhoven, Netherlands, require a continuous purge of ultra-high-purity helium to function. This is not a 286 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

16. The world reported Hormuz as an oil story. That was the visible layer. When Iran struck Qatar’s Ras Laffan complex on February 28th, it did not just hit the world’s largest LNG facility. It hit the most important node in the global helium supply chain. Qatar produces 35% of 300 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

15. The Vatican and Tehran have maintained formal diplomatic relations since 1954. The channel has never closed. Both are theocracies in the functional sense. Both believe secular Western modernity is a civilisational threat to the conditions that make their authority possible. 279 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

14. Iran’s situation in early 2026 is desperate by conventional measures. Its Supreme Leader has been assassinated. It has closed the Strait of Hormuz. Its proxies have been degraded. Its conventional military cannot directly match American power. But Iran has been fighting 296 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

13. Now here is where I go up the gears with my theory, and where it gets genuinely frightening. Everything above is real and verifiable. The Rome Call. The 21 religions. The Anthropic co-founder. The 177 million acres. The planning objection network. The Church believes it is 295 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

12. This is already happening. In April 2026, the Catholic Diocese of Parramatta in Australia filed a formal planning objection against a data centre proposal. Concerns raised: water supply, electricity infrastructure, harm to a nearby retirement village and 2 Catholic schools. 325 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

11. The Church does not need to own the land the data centre wants to build on. If a diocese owns a school, a hospital, or a retirement village near a proposed site, it has automatic legal standing as an affected party. It can object formally. It can demand environmental impact 308 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

10. AI is not weightless. The Pope wrote it himself: nothing in the world of AI is immaterial or magical. American data centres already consume 4.4% of all US electricity, and that figure is projected to reach 12% by 2028. Every facility needs flat land, access to cold water, 339 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

9. The Catholic Church controls an estimated 177 million acres of land worldwide. Parish churches, cathedrals, hospitals, monasteries, farms, schools, forests, and retirement villages across virtually every country on Earth. It is the largest non-governmental landowner on the 334 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

8. Cisco signed. Qualcomm signed. The UN’s own AI advisory body includes a Franciscan friar appointed through the Rome Call’s steering structure. Then on May 25th 2026, the encyclical dropped. Magnifica humanitas. And Christopher Olah of Anthropic sat on that Vatican stage and 412 views · 4 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

7. Then watch what happened next. January 2023: Jewish and Muslim leaders sign alongside the Vatican. The first document that the 3 Abrahamic faiths had agreed on in centuries. July 2024: the operation moves to Hiroshima. 11 world religions sign in front of the Peace Memorial. 411 views · 5 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

6. The document was deliberately named the Rome Call, not the Vatican Call. The goal from day one was to create something non-denominational that every institution could sign, with the Catholic Church’s name first but framed as a global human project. Microsoft signed it. IBM 413 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

5. So the Church acted. 5 years ago, and in plain sight. And nobody noticed. February 2020: the Vatican convened Microsoft, IBM, the UN Food and Agriculture Organisation, and the Italian government to sign the Rome Call for AI Ethics. This was the first major faith-based 434 views · 5 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

4. Here is what AI actually does to the Church at the operational level. The Church’s entire business model across 2000 years rests on meaning tailored to the human condition. That means a community that shows up when life falls apart, moral authority delivered locally through a 440 views · 4 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

3. In 1600, it burned Giordano Bruno for proposing an infinite universe with no centre. It didn't burn him because his theology was unclear. They did it because a universe with no centre did not need a Church at its centre. It forced Galileo to recant. It fought the printing 508 views · 6 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

2. Before we get to any of it, you need to understand what the Catholic Church actually is. It is not a religious institution. The Catholic church is a power structure. It has operated continuously for two thousand years. It has been wrong about science, slavery, and the 576 views · 5 likes · 0 reposts · 2 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →

1. The Vatican. Iran. A helium shortage and a papal planning objection network covering 177 million acres. And Bitcoin is going north of $1,000,000. This is the wildest conspiracy theory you will ever read. Every single fact in it is real. 🧵👇 7.2K views · 37 likes · 8 reposts · 7 replies 07 Jun 2026 · Open on X →