Straight Florida ✓

@StraightFlorida · Florida, USA · joined 07 Apr 2023

Florida comic saying what most Floridians actually think about tourists and other local nonsense.

21 745Followers

89Following

9 285Posts total

2.6MViews on collected posts

Neueste Beiträge

Straight Florida ✓@StraightFlorida17 Sep

@StraightFlorida Florida people know how to have fun https://t.co/7f6Vsf5IFF

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Straight Florida ✓@StraightFlorida17 Sep

@StraightFlorida 🤔🤔🤔 This is me wondering if that umbrella can be used as air foil to tack and reach... 5.6K views · 40 likes · 0 reposts · 5 replies Open on X →

Straight Florida ✓@StraightFlorida17 Sep

@StraightFlorida Great, now I wanna do this. Hehe. 😜 5.1K views · 54 likes · 0 reposts · 2 replies Open on X →

Straight Florida ✓@StraightFlorida17 Sep

You don't need to be rich to enjoy Florida water. You need redneck engineering, an inflatable SUP, a lawn chair, and a $12 umbrella from Dollar General. 😎 Florida Man doesn't take no for an answer. He Cletus-Clampetts a yes together and breezes past the jet skis like a drunk

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Straight Florida ✓@StraightFlorida9 Sep

Good night to the Florida locals who call God’s greatest experiment home. ✨ To the dingled snow-berries making their annual plans to come down here and lecture us about pizza for six months straight: you're on notice; we’ve been aggressively training the wildlife to serve https:

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479 views · 15 likes · 2 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Straight Florida ✓@StraightFlorida9 Sep

Florida sunsets are about to be outstanding again! Assuming the incoming swarm of love bug sex demons doesn’t blot out the entire sky first. 🌇🪲 https://t.co/exBgpxNrAM 1.3K views · 20 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

Straight Florida ✓@StraightFlorida9 Sep

Snowbirds, we see the group chats.🤦 Zero hurricanes so far and every Lesbaru in Connecticunt just got the Florida folder out like it’s a planned soy-infused invasion. Canadians are boycotting. Good. First useful thing Canada has done since syrup. Even a Jersey Douche and a http

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Straight Florida ✓@StraightFlorida9 Sep

This rusted death disc in a Florida field just unlocked a whole childhood I thought the lawyers buried. 🤔 We used to launch neighbors into random orbital trajectories. Spin it until Superman himself would tap out and file a workers-comp claim. Then you’d flop on your back,

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Straight Florida ✓@StraightFlorida4 Sep

@StraightFlorida That footage is genuinely unsettling, looks like a real-life loading error in the sky. 25.4K views · 160 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

Straight Florida ✓@StraightFlorida4 Sep

@StraightFlorida Turkey vultures do not kill to eat, they only clean up what is already dead! I know they’re ugly but when you understand how they keep things tidy you will hopefully have a change of heart. 3.4K views · 75 likes · 1 reposts · 5 replies Open on X →

Straight Florida ✓@StraightFlorida3 Sep

@StraightFlorida God bless those men!!! But, what in the world would have caused all of them to go down like that? 40.3K views · 198 likes · 2 reposts · 8 replies Open on X →

Straight Florida ✓@StraightFlorida3 Sep

CNN and the blue hairs want you to believe Florida Man is just bath salts, broken lawnmowers, and wrestling deputies in a Waffle House parking lot at 3 AM. Meanwhile in reality: two good ol' boys head offshore for grouper and stumble into a glitch in the simulation where the sky

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12 Beiträge aus den letzten 90 Tagen, verglichen mit der Größenklasse 10K–100K Follower. wird mehr Menschen gezeigt als Konten gleicher Größe.

Medianaufrufe4 268dieses Konto924Median für 10K–100K

Reichweite, %19.63%dieses Konto3.62%Median für 10K–100K

Interaktion, %1.37%dieses Konto1.52%Median für 10K–100K

Kennzahl	Dieses Konto	Median für 10K–100K	Verhältnis
Medianaufrufe pro Beitrag	4 268	924	4.62×
Reichweite (Aufrufe ÷ Follower)	19.63%	3.62%	5.42×
Interaktionsrate	1.37%	1.52%	0.90×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

1.3M3 Sep

40.3K

3.4K4 Sep

25.4K

2K9 Sep

2.1K

1.3K

479

1.2M17 Sep

5.1K

5.6K

400

Last 12 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

0.67%3 Sep

0.52%

2.37%4 Sep

0.63%

8.17%9 Sep

6.70%

1.64%

3.55%

0.35%17 Sep

1.09%

0.80%

8.00%

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 10K–100K accounts is 1.52%.

What the audience does

Likes79.4%12 098 in total

Reposts7.9%1 207 in total

Replies2.7%407 in total

Quotes0.8%121 in total

Bookmarks9.3%1 412 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

Followers by day

10 Sep

Daily snapshots since 10 Sep 2026; the dashed line is the starting count.

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