Straight Florida ✓
@StraightFlorida · Florida, USA · joined 07 Apr 2023
Florida comic saying what most Floridians actually think about tourists and other local nonsense.
21 745Followers
89Following
9 285Posts total
2.6MViews on collected posts
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@StraightFlorida Florida people know how to have fun https://t.co/7f6Vsf5IFF
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@StraightFlorida 🤔🤔🤔
This is me wondering if that umbrella can be used as air foil to tack and reach...
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@StraightFlorida Great, now I wanna do this. Hehe. 😜
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You don't need to be rich to enjoy Florida water. You need redneck engineering, an inflatable SUP, a lawn chair, and a $12 umbrella from Dollar General. 😎
Florida Man doesn't take no for an answer. He Cletus-Clampetts a yes together and breezes past the jet skis like a drunk
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Good night to the Florida locals who call God’s greatest experiment home. ✨
To the dingled snow-berries making their annual plans to come down here and lecture us about pizza for six months straight: you're on notice; we’ve been aggressively training the wildlife to serve https:
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Florida sunsets are about to be outstanding again!
Assuming the incoming swarm of love bug sex demons doesn’t blot out the entire sky first. 🌇🪲
https://t.co/exBgpxNrAM
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Snowbirds, we see the group chats.🤦
Zero hurricanes so far and every Lesbaru in Connecticunt just got the Florida folder out like it’s a planned soy-infused invasion.
Canadians are boycotting. Good. First useful thing Canada has done since syrup. Even a Jersey Douche and a http
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This rusted death disc in a Florida field just unlocked a whole childhood I thought the lawyers buried. 🤔
We used to launch neighbors into random orbital trajectories. Spin it until Superman himself would tap out and file a workers-comp claim. Then you’d flop on your back,
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@StraightFlorida That footage is genuinely unsettling, looks like a real-life loading error in the sky.
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@StraightFlorida Turkey vultures do not kill to eat, they only clean up what is already dead! I know they’re ugly but when you understand how they keep things tidy you will hopefully have a change of heart.
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@StraightFlorida God bless those men!!! But, what in the world would have caused all of them to go down like that?
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CNN and the blue hairs want you to believe Florida Man is just bath salts, broken lawnmowers, and wrestling deputies in a Waffle House parking lot at 3 AM.
Meanwhile in reality: two good ol' boys head offshore for grouper and stumble into a glitch in the simulation where the sky
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Against accounts of the same size
12 posts from the last 90 days, next to the 10K–100K follower range. shown to more people than peers of the same size.
Median views4 268this account924median for 10K–100K
Reach, %19.63%this account3.62%median for 10K–100K
Engagement, %1.37%this account1.52%median for 10K–100K
| Metric | This account | Median for 10K–100K | Ratio |
|---|---|---|---|
| Median views per post | 4 268 | 924 | 4.62× |
| Reach (views ÷ followers) | 19.63% | 3.62% | 5.42× |
| Engagement rate | 1.37% | 1.52% | 0.90× |
Others in this range → Compare with another account → How these benchmarks are built →
Growth & engagement
How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.
Views per post
1.3M3 Sep
40.3K
3.4K4 Sep
25.4K
2K9 Sep
2.1K
1.3K
479
1.2M17 Sep
5.1K
5.6K
400
Last 12 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.
Engagement rate per post
0.67%3 Sep
0.52%
2.37%4 Sep
0.63%
8.17%9 Sep
6.70%
1.64%
3.55%
0.35%17 Sep
1.09%
0.80%
8.00%
Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 10K–100K accounts is 1.52%.
What the audience does
Likes79.4%12 098 in total
Reposts7.9%1 207 in total
Replies2.7%407 in total
Quotes0.8%121 in total
Bookmarks9.3%1 412 in total
Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.
Followers by day
10 Sep
Daily snapshots since 10 Sep 2026; the dashed line is the starting count.
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