GOD GULUVA ✓

@Zweli_Thixo · Pretoria, South Africa · joined 21 Dec 2016

•Not an award winning Journalist •Ndebele man with some HeART •Ingane kaNozulu •Be part of @TheSADAG •Storyteller - Narrator

79 419Followers

16 675Following

157 423Posts total

3.6MViews on collected posts

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GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo10 Sep

I know there are so many scams eSouth Africa, but yabona lesi seNight Data, takes the cup. At the time when I was working for CellC and whoever came up with it really cooked. We were at the boardroom, kwathiwa haike!! sizothengisela abantu u100GB nge R599. Then one witch decided

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GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo10 Sep

@Zweli_Thixo 🤣🤣🤣 123 views · 1 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo10 Sep

@Zweli_Thixo You should consider writing fictional stories for television. I was laughing from the moment you "took another corner" 361 views · 1 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo10 Sep

@Zweli_Thixo 🙆🏽‍♂️😂🤣🤣💀 306 views · 1 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo10 Sep

I don't think you guys believe it when I say Johannesburg is dangerous and very extra. I remember when I got robbed and they took everything I was having with me. Then I was allowed to leave while I was walking I kept talking alone swearing at them, just as I was taking a https:

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GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo10 Sep

I'm out here having breakfast and this spoon just reminded me how hard it was growing up in a cultured black household. I remember kuthiwa no one is going to eat because kulahleke iSpoon sika Baba. It was the first time seeing an old person having iDrama like ingane ena 5 years.

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GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo7 Sep

We can’t allow HELLen Zille to fool us in Joburg the way she did with the people of CT. Joburg voters should ask hard questions of every political party… What is your record Cape Town? How will you deal with informal settlements when you have left a mess in CT township. Any htt

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GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo19 Sep 2025

@Zweli_Thixo so beautiful 🥰 https://t.co/TvYkRGNMf2

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GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo18 Sep 2025

@Zweli_Thixo Being good doesn't mean one should be foolish. 20.3K views · 356 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo18 Sep 2025

@Zweli_Thixo This is exactly why you should be a bad person https://t.co/yqpzASk7Di

GIF

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GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo18 Sep 2025

Once people know that you're a good person: https://t.co/IXCU1TcTcy

3.2M views · 90.1K likes · 14.7K reposts · 528 replies Open on X →

GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo14 Sep 2024

@Zweli_Thixo Wenzani ugogo bakithi??😳😂 1.1K views · 2 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo14 Sep 2024

@Zweli_Thixo Imagine your son /daughter /grandchildren seeing you doing this disgusting thing on Internet... What an embarrassment https://t.co/yCnVVY3ZhB

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GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo14 Sep 2024

@Zweli_Thixo Mama kaban lo Sergeant 6.6K views · 1 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo14 Sep 2024

Smart phones must have age restrictions for old people too.😭 https://t.co/e0Q9VgM23L

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7 Beiträge aus den letzten 90 Tagen, verglichen mit der Größenklasse 10K–100K Follower. liegt bei Reichweite und Interaktion unter vergleichbaren Konten.

Medianaufrufe1 009dieses Konto924Median für 10K–100K

Reichweite, %1.27%dieses Konto3.62%Median für 10K–100K

Interaktion, %1.10%dieses Konto1.52%Median für 10K–100K

Kennzahl	Dieses Konto	Median für 10K–100K	Verhältnis
Medianaufrufe pro Beitrag	1 009	924	1.09×
Reichweite (Aufrufe ÷ Follower)	1.27%	3.62%	0.35×
Interaktionsrate	1.10%	1.52%	0.72×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

6.6K14 Sep

3.9K

1.1K

3.2M18 Sep

36K

20.3K

9.6K19 Sep

1K7 Sep

1.7K10 Sep

6.7K

306

361

123

1.9K

Last 14 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

0.03%14 Sep

0.46%

0.26%

3.31%18 Sep

3.29%

1.76%

2.63%19 Sep

3.27%7 Sep

1.22%10 Sep

1.10%

0.65%

0.55%

1.63%

0.83%

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 10K–100K accounts is 1.52%.

What the audience does

Likes80.9%92 937 in total

Reposts13.0%14 977 in total

Replies0.8%890 in total

Quotes0.1%150 in total

Bookmarks5.2%5 923 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.

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Engagement rate per post

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