GOD GULUVA ✓

@Zweli_Thixo · Pretoria, South Africa · joined 21 Dec 2016

•Not an award winning Journalist •Ndebele man with some HeART •Ingane kaNozulu •Be part of @TheSADAG •Storyteller - Narrator

79 374Followers

16 587Following

157 319Posts total

3.3MViews on collected posts

Latest posts

GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo10 Sep

I know there are so many scams eSouth Africa, but yabona lesi seNight Data, takes the cup. At the time when I was working for CellC and whoever came up with it really cooked. We were at the boardroom, kwathiwa haike!! sizothengisela abantu u100GB nge R599. Then one witch decided

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GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo10 Sep

@Zweli_Thixo 🤣🤣🤣 123 views · 1 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo10 Sep

@Zweli_Thixo You should consider writing fictional stories for television. I was laughing from the moment you "took another corner" 361 views · 1 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo10 Sep

@Zweli_Thixo 🙆🏽‍♂️😂🤣🤣💀 306 views · 1 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo10 Sep

I don't think you guys believe it when I say Johannesburg is dangerous and very extra. I remember when I got robbed and they took everything I was having with me. Then I was allowed to leave while I was walking I kept talking alone swearing at them, just as I was taking a https:

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GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo10 Sep

I'm out here having breakfast and this spoon just reminded me how hard it was growing up in a cultured black household. I remember kuthiwa no one is going to eat because kulahleke iSpoon sika Baba. It was the first time seeing an old person having iDrama like ingane ena 5 years.

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GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo7 Sep

We can’t allow HELLen Zille to fool us in Joburg the way she did with the people of CT. Joburg voters should ask hard questions of every political party… What is your record Cape Town? How will you deal with informal settlements when you have left a mess in CT township. Any htt

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GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo19 Sep 2025

@Zweli_Thixo so beautiful 🥰 https://t.co/TvYkRGNMf2

0:27

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GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo18 Sep 2025

@Zweli_Thixo Being good doesn't mean one should be foolish. 20.3K views · 356 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo18 Sep 2025

@Zweli_Thixo This is exactly why you should be a bad person https://t.co/yqpzASk7Di

GIF

36K views · 1.2K likes · 19 reposts · 3 replies Open on X →

GOD GULUVA ✓@Zweli_Thixo18 Sep 2025

Once people know that you're a good person: https://t.co/IXCU1TcTcy

3.2M views · 90.1K likes · 14.7K reposts · 528 replies Open on X →

Against accounts of the same size

7 posts from the last 90 days, next to the 10K–100K follower range. below its peers on both reach and engagement.

Median views1 009this account1 098median for 10K–100K

Reach, %1.27%this account3.91%median for 10K–100K

Engagement, %1.10%this account1.66%median for 10K–100K

Metric	This account	Median for 10K–100K	Ratio
Median views per post	1 009	1 098	0.92×
Reach (views ÷ followers)	1.27%	3.91%	0.33×
Engagement rate	1.10%	1.66%	0.66×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

3.2M18 Sep

36K

20.3K

9.6K19 Sep

1K7 Sep

1.7K10 Sep

6.7K

306

361

123

1.9K

Last 11 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

3.31%18 Sep

3.29%

1.76%

2.63%19 Sep

3.27%7 Sep

1.22%10 Sep

1.10%

0.65%

0.55%

1.63%

0.83%

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 10K–100K accounts is 1.66%.

What the audience does

Likes81.5%91 902 in total

Reposts13.1%14 738 in total

Replies0.5%556 in total

Bookmarks4.9%5 508 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.

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