Anarc-y princess @SatireAP · 05 Mar 2026
BREAKING: A Jan. 6 defendant pardoned by Trump was just sentenced to life in prison for sexually abusing two middle-school aged children. He tried to bribe his victims by saying he would share Jan. 6 restitution money from the Trump administration, according to police.
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