Matthew Majeika @majeikstagram · 02 Sep 2026
@majeikstagram Went too deep, didn't use a wedge to lift your heels, didn't have a 30" box behind you, did more than one rep, didn't immediately follow it up with a thousand word essay about how your girlfriend's armpit sweat biomarkers are in the top 0.0001% globally 2/10, must try harder
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