ELIJAH SCHÄFFER @ElijahSchaffer · 02 Sep 2026
Imagine telling your grandkids how you spent 280 days at sea pulverizing the bodies of innocent elementary school girls Then celebrated your first day back on land by contracting Hepatitis C from a blackout night banging 3 barely passing ladyboys?
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