tweetindex

Tyler Todt @tyromper · 02 Sep 2026

My wife: I'm tired, have a terrible headache, & the kids are so loud & tough today. Me: (when I'm not my best) •You should supplement MG before bed. •Chug 2 waters you're probably dehydrated! •make those mongrels go run relay races to wear them out!!! What my wife hears:
35 862Views
273Likes
13Reposts
36Replies
1Quotes
112Bookmarks

Is that a lot?

10.8×vs this author's median3 325 views is typical
86Percentile for this authorof 7 recent posts
4.01×vs 100K–1M median8 935 views is typical
13.90%Reachviews ÷ followers
0.90%Engagement rateof viewers reacted

Compare with the benchmark table →

Open on X →