John Cullen 🐓 @I_Am_JohnCullen · 02 Sep 2026
Tyler: "Hi, I'd like to turn myself in." Desk Sargent: "For what? What did you do?" Tyler: "I didn't kill Charlie Kirk, but my boyfriend is telling everyone I did..." Desk Sargent: "I see. You want to hang out here for a year or two, and lay low..?" Tyler: "That would be
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