Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood · 02 Sep 2026
Friend texts me at 9 am today. She went drinking last night at a dive in rural AZ hours away from Phoenix. Thinks she left her bag at the bar. Asks me if I know anyone. What am I, some statewide drunk? So anyway I text the owner and call the bartender and get it resolved by 9:30
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