Happy Captain @EODHappyCaptain · 03 Sep 2026
Lily destroyed toys. It was in her legal name: Lily the Destroyer. She would get a new toy, and within seconds destroy the squeaker in it, rendering it destroyed in her eyes. All expect one. She had this toy for over a decade, and she never de-squeaked him. She would get https://t.co/WftWohsT2E
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