Hazel Appleyard @HazelAppleyard · 03 Sep 2026
Imagine gaining 30lbs and you find out it’s because your husband has been dumping an entire bottle of margarine spray into your mashed potatoes thinking it was 0 calories oh my god https://t.co/Ve3fo8gmF2
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