BowTiedPhys @BowTiedPhys · 04 Sep 2026
If you choose to be fat, you have to be funny. There’s just no way around it anymore. Being funny brings with it a 3–8% reduction in body fat perception. Absolutely no one can tolerate a fat grump. Adjust accordingly.
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