ELVIS SIMONS
@_elvis_simons · joined 19 Apr 2021
65 931Followers
2 554Following
76 964Posts total
5.1MViews on collected posts
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If your woman “jokingly” tells you she can’t cook for you even as her boyfriend, know that your search for a wife is not over yet.
You’re not ready for what would come next.
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Cooking for your parents and seven siblings is seen as an act of love. But cooking for your husband when you are married suddenly becomes slavery or oppression?
Well noted
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I had a couple of patients who were bikers, and what they say is that they want to die on impact in case of any accident , they don’t want to be injured, lose a body part and end up bedridden so that's why they speed like that.
That's not even the saddest part, the fact that
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the way these motor riders ride in town, you’ll think they have spare lives in their back pocket.
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You’re supposed to leave her for even joking about it, but she’s telling you she’s serious and bro is still trying so hard to believe she’s joking.
No dignity left in him.
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You have every right to turn people down on financial demands unapologetically.
If you struggle to decisively say No to people with financial demands, then you have a serious problem.
You are not selfish for protecting your budget.
You are not wicked for setting boundaries.
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"If I meet a guy who is richer than you, I will leave you. I am telling you now, if you want to stop spending, stop. I am only with you because of money." — Woman tells her boyfriend https://t.co/rrryfmioJq
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@_elvis_simons I always pray I don't end up in a situation where God is my only witness.
E get why
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@_elvis_simons I’m yet to see someone who is scarier of women than u boss
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@_elvis_simons Especially paternity fraud
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Growth & engagement
How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.
Views per post
3M28 Jul
26.5K
26.9K
44.8K
1.8M23 Jul
2.8K24 Jul
4.4K
85.6K25 Jul
19K
65.8K26 Jul
4.2K
Last 11 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.
Engagement rate per post
2.69%28 Jul
0.56%
0.49%
4.11%
1.06%23 Jul
2.96%24 Jul
1.90%
4.91%25 Jul
1.83%
3.38%26 Jul
1.94%
Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views.
What the audience does
Likes78.7%87 653 in total
Reposts15.3%17 006 in total
Replies3.7%4 165 in total
Bookmarks2.2%2 495 in total
Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.
The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.
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