ELVIS SIMONS

@_elvis_simons · joined 19 Apr 2021

65 931Followers

2 554Following

76 964Posts total

5.1MViews on collected posts

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ELVIS SIMONS@_elvis_simons26 Jul

If your woman “jokingly” tells you she can’t cook for you even as her boyfriend, know that your search for a wife is not over yet. You’re not ready for what would come next. 4.2K views · 57 likes · 18 reposts · 7 replies Open on X →

ELVIS SIMONS@_elvis_simons26 Jul

Cooking for your parents and seven siblings is seen as an act of love. But cooking for your husband when you are married suddenly becomes slavery or oppression? Well noted 65.8K views · 1.8K likes · 338 reposts · 58 replies Open on X →

ELVIS SIMONS@_elvis_simons25 Jul

I had a couple of patients who were bikers, and what they say is that they want to die on impact in case of any accident , they don’t want to be injured, lose a body part and end up bedridden so that's why they speed like that. That's not even the saddest part, the fact that 19K views · 282 likes · 55 reposts · 10 replies Open on X →

ELVIS SIMONS@_elvis_simons25 Jul

the way these motor riders ride in town, you’ll think they have spare lives in their back pocket. 85.6K views · 3.8K likes · 327 reposts · 75 replies Open on X →

ELVIS SIMONS@_elvis_simons24 Jul

You’re supposed to leave her for even joking about it, but she’s telling you she’s serious and bro is still trying so hard to believe she’s joking. No dignity left in him. 4.4K views · 61 likes · 16 reposts · 7 replies Open on X →

ELVIS SIMONS@_elvis_simons24 Jul

You have every right to turn people down on financial demands unapologetically. If you struggle to decisively say No to people with financial demands, then you have a serious problem. You are not selfish for protecting your budget. You are not wicked for setting boundaries. 2.8K views · 57 likes · 23 reposts · 3 replies Open on X →

ELVIS SIMONS@_elvis_simons23 Jul

"If I meet a guy who is richer than you, I will leave you. I am telling you now, if you want to stop spending, stop. I am only with you because of money." — Woman tells her boyfriend https://t.co/rrryfmioJq

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1.8M views · 13.3K likes · 1.9K reposts · 3.7K replies Open on X →

ELVIS SIMONS@_elvis_simons28 Jul 2025

@_elvis_simons I always pray I don't end up in a situation where God is my only witness. E get why 44.8K views · 1.7K likes · 108 reposts · 10 replies Open on X →

ELVIS SIMONS@_elvis_simons28 Jul 2025

@_elvis_simons I’m yet to see someone who is scarier of women than u boss 26.9K views · 128 likes · 1 reposts · 2 replies Open on X →

ELVIS SIMONS@_elvis_simons28 Jul 2025

@_elvis_simons Especially paternity fraud 26.5K views · 143 likes · 2 reposts · 4 replies Open on X →

ELVIS SIMONS@_elvis_simons28 Jul 2025

false accusations of any kind 3M views · 66.3K likes · 14.2K reposts · 241 replies Open on X →

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7 posts from the last 90 days, next to the 10K–100K follower range. shown to more people than peers of the same size.

Median views19 004this account1 059median for 10K–100K

Reach, %28.82%this account3.82%median for 10K–100K

Engagement, %1.94%this account1.69%median for 10K–100K

Metric	This account	Median for 10K–100K	Ratio
Median views per post	19 004	1 059	17.9×
Reach (views ÷ followers)	28.82%	3.82%	7.55×
Engagement rate	1.94%	1.69%	1.15×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

3M28 Jul

26.5K

26.9K

44.8K

1.8M23 Jul

2.8K24 Jul

4.4K

85.6K25 Jul

19K

65.8K26 Jul

4.2K

Last 11 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

2.69%28 Jul

0.56%

0.49%

4.11%

1.06%23 Jul

2.96%24 Jul

1.90%

4.91%25 Jul

1.83%

3.38%26 Jul

1.94%

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 10K–100K accounts is 1.69%.

What the audience does

Likes78.7%87 653 in total

Reposts15.3%17 006 in total

Replies3.7%4 165 in total

Bookmarks2.2%2 495 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.

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