Beaver 🦁 @beaverd · 20 Jan 2026
@beaverd Consultants will charge you to borrow your watch to tell you what time it is. The closest I ever came to premeditated murder was with a McKinsey consultant with a Harvard degree I was made to work with on a project. I wanted to strangle him before he went into his cocoon to
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