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Beaver 🦁 ✓

@beaverd · dam · joined 27 Apr 2022

God's most retarded soldier.

109 800Followers
2 516Following
20 213Posts total
50.4MViews on collected posts

Latest posts

Beaver dam hydroelectric solutions incorporated https://t.co/LoF2XEnqYh 4.4K views · 39 likes · 1 reposts · 2 replies Open on X →
insane how women love you if you never listen to them and do the opposite of what they ask but we didn't translate that to society 13.2K views · 612 likes · 21 reposts · 10 replies Open on X →
local AI chuds win again lots of people told me having 4 DGX sparks and 4 mac studios was stupid and wasteful. "you'll never make your money back" they said asking glm 5.3 for directions to the hater's graves and a song suggestion so i can dance on em https://t.co/w7juDCZXiH 4.7K views · 124 likes · 2 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →
I hope there is a secret society with portals and anti gravity boots and limitless energy the video is obviously fake but the fact that its 2026 and we don't have jetsons cars and lightsabers is a blackpill I placate with delusions 22.2K views · 191 likes · 2 reposts · 14 replies Open on X →
@beaverd Consultants will charge you to borrow your watch to tell you what time it is. The closest I ever came to premeditated murder was with a McKinsey consultant with a Harvard degree I was made to work with on a project. I wanted to strangle him before he went into his cocoon 146.2K views · 985 likes · 37 reposts · 29 replies Open on X →
@beaverd it is most likely “broken” as a feature, not a bug. deloitte makes it easy for government employees to “lose” billions of dollars, deloitte keeps getting contracts. 386K views · 1.7K likes · 81 reposts · 21 replies Open on X →
@beaverd 99% of these consulting jobs can be replaced with AI 865.4K views · 3.1K likes · 58 reposts · 73 replies Open on X →
https://t.co/0mqTgVZtNd 48.9M views · 37.6K likes · 7.6K reposts · 2.4K replies Open on X →

Against accounts of the same size

4 posts from the last 90 days, next to the 100K–1M follower range. shown far beyond its own audience, and the audience reacts.

Median views8 930this account5 983median for 100K–1M
Reach, %8.13%this account1.49%median for 100K–1M
Engagement, %1.86%this account0.93%median for 100K–1M
MetricThis accountMedian for 100K–1MRatio
Median views per post8 9305 9831.49×
Reach (views ÷ followers)8.13%1.49%5.46×
Engagement rate1.86%0.93%2.00×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

48.9M19 Jan
865.4K20 Jan
386K
146.2K
22.2K3 Sep
4.7K
13.2K
4.4K

Last 8 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

0.10%19 Jan
0.37%20 Jan
0.47%
0.72%
0.93%3 Sep
2.73%
4.88%
0.99%

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 100K–1M accounts is 0.93%.

What the audience does

Likes56.7%44 320 in total
Reposts10.0%7 813 in total
Replies3.3%2 560 in total
Quotes2.0%1 567 in total
Bookmarks28.0%21 911 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.

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