Chris Hirst

@ChrisTheHammers · joined 29 May 2015

Poor husband, lousy dad, snappy dresser Blocked by Nick Knowles I am what I am -Descartes or Popeye depending on your sources No DM please, I block

34 414Followers

33 123Following

13 022Posts total

163KViews on collected posts

Latest posts

Chris Hirst@ChrisTheHammers16 Aug

Imagine paying 100k for early access to whatever this is 1.1K views · 6 likes · 5 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Chris Hirst@ChrisTheHammers15 Aug

His commitment to being a global laughingstock is extraordinary. https://t.co/l2NGNP08fW

159.2K views · 11.8K likes · 1.8K reposts · 479 replies Open on X →

Chris Hirst@ChrisTheHammers12 Aug

@JudyJustice @JudgeJudyTV Thank you for the message you sent my partner on the passing of her mother Emir, it was a source of joy for her in the darkest of days, we buried you message with Emir and read it out in the church. You and Gary will always have my gratitude. 846 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Chris Hirst@ChrisTheHammers6 Aug

@tobycarvery I'm absolutely disgusted by the treatment my sister in law received earlier today in your brentwood branch, just a couple of hours earlier we were burying her mum, spent hundreds of pounds and for her to be abused by your staff the way she was beggars belief 718 views · 7 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

Chris Hirst@ChrisTheHammers5 Aug

@CarltonCole1 love your work Carlton, talksport should give you a regular gig 829 views · 4 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

Chris Hirst@ChrisTheHammers27 Jun

@NIAbbot you can tell young pigeons by their feet, their urine is so acidic it actually burns their feet off. Baby ones are called a squab and they are horrific looking 318 views · 1 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Against accounts of the same size

5 posts from the last 90 days, next to the 10K–100K follower range. below its peers on both reach and engagement.

Median views846this account924median for 10K–100K

Reach, %2.46%this account3.62%median for 10K–100K

Engagement, %1.02%this account1.52%median for 10K–100K

Metric	This account	Median for 10K–100K	Ratio
Median views per post	846	924	0.92×
Reach (views ÷ followers)	2.46%	3.62%	0.68×
Engagement rate	1.02%	1.52%	0.67×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

31827 Jun

8295 Aug

7186 Aug

84612 Aug

159.2K15 Aug

1.1K16 Aug

Last 6 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

0.31%27 Jun

0.60%5 Aug

1.11%6 Aug

0.35%12 Aug

8.91%15 Aug

1.02%16 Aug

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 10K–100K accounts is 1.52%.

What the audience does

Likes82.8%11 854 in total

Reposts12.4%1 774 in total

Replies3.4%481 in total

Quotes0.7%107 in total

Bookmarks0.7%96 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.