A Crime a Day ✓

@CrimeADay · joined 18 Jul 2014

In 1982, DOJ attempted to count the total number of federal crimes. The WSJ said 'Since then, no one has tried anything nearly as extensive.' Until @CrimeADay.

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A Crime a Day ✓@CrimeADay21 Dec 2024

@CrimeADay Why isn't this enforced? The Swiss i used today definitely doesn't have holes in it 6.1K views · 39 likes · 0 reposts · 3 replies Open on X →

A Crime a Day ✓@CrimeADay21 Dec 2024

Here you can see that Amy is simply following the technique described in my book, How to Become a Federal Criminal, in reverse. https://t.co/VqOtfbwzlx

22.1K views · 426 likes · 14 reposts · 5 replies Open on X →

A Crime a Day ✓@CrimeADay21 Dec 2024

21 USC §§331, 333, 343(g) & 21 CFR §133.195(a)(1) make it a federal crime to sell "swiss cheese" without holes in it. 204.5K views · 3.7K likes · 242 reposts · 31 replies Open on X →

A Crime a Day ✓@CrimeADay17 Dec 2024

18 USC §32(a)(1) makes it a federal crime to willfully destroy, disable or wreck any aircraft flying in the special aircraft jurisdiction of the United States. 23.4K views · 323 likes · 43 reposts · 10 replies Open on X →

A Crime a Day ✓@CrimeADay15 Dec 2024

@CrimeADay You might of heard of the Marlboro Man, but have you ever hear of the NIST SRM 1196a’s man? 117 views · 7 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

A Crime a Day ✓@CrimeADay5 Dec 2024

@CrimeADay my uncle only smokes NIST SRM 1196a 314 views · 12 likes · 3 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

A Crime a Day ✓@CrimeADay4 Dec 2024

@CrimeADay Paging @DOGE 🗣️ 💰 270 views · 5 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

A Crime a Day ✓@CrimeADay4 Dec 2024

16 CFR § 1632.4(a)(2) requires mattress testers to use the NIST SRM 1196a cigarette, which goes for about $400/carton, but there is currently a wait list for them. https://t.co/v1uqxGlt4d

30.3K views · 219 likes · 29 reposts · 15 replies Open on X →

A Crime a Day ✓@CrimeADay4 Dec 2024

@CrimeADay Filter, nonfilter or menthol ? 28.2K views · 8 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

A Crime a Day ✓@CrimeADay4 Dec 2024

15 USC §1192(a), §1196, 16 CFR §1632.3(c) & §1632.4(d)(2)(iv) make it a federal crime for a mattress maker to sell a tufted mattress without first burning 9 cigarettes on the tufted part of a bare mattress, with each cigarette burning down into the depression of the tufts. 19.1K views · 195 likes · 24 reposts · 7 replies Open on X →

A Crime a Day ✓@CrimeADay4 Dec 2021

This holiday season, buy one for yourself, and one for your senator. (https://t.co/5mpFRzYyQZ) https://t.co/LCJCBIHkkF

0 views · 389 likes · 41 reposts · 12 replies Open on X →

Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

19.1K4 Dec

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3145 Dec

11715 Dec

23.4K17 Dec

204.5K21 Dec

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Last 10 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

1.19%4 Dec

0.03%

0.87%

1.85%

5.10%5 Dec

5.98%15 Dec

1.61%17 Dec

1.93%21 Dec

2.02%

0.68%

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views.

What the audience does

Likes88.5%4 902 in total

Reposts6.4%355 in total

Replies1.3%73 in total

Bookmarks3.8%212 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.

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