Sandford Police Commentary

@Sandford_Police · Sandford, United Kingdom · joined 21 Feb 2017

England’s smallest Police Farce, committed to catching crinimals & a swan. Don’t report crime. Emergency? Yes📞999 | No📞101 (PARODY/SATIRE) #TheGreaterGood

237 210Followers

2 121Following

33 522Posts total

183.2KViews on collected posts

Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

30.4K12 Oct

28.3K23 Oct

15.1K24 Oct

17.6K

90.1K25 Oct

1.7K

14913 Jan

6412 Mar

Last 8 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

0.46%12 Oct

1.74%23 Oct

1.09%24 Oct

0.62%

0.46%25 Oct

0.18%

3.36%13 Jan

4.69%12 Mar

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views.

What the audience does

Likes88.5%1 190 in total

Reposts3.3%45 in total

Replies6.4%86 in total

Quotes0.2%3 in total

Bookmarks1.6%21 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.

Latest posts

@Sandford_Police Oh where, oh where have Sandford police gone??? 64 views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies 12 Mar 2026 @Sandford_Police Ey what happened to this account? 149 views · 5 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies 13 Jan 2026 @Sandford_Police At least he is saving the Planet with his Eve. 1.7K views · 3 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies 25 Oct 2025 Sometimes parody is too hard. This wasn’t us. 90.1K views · 393 likes · 7 reposts · 11 replies 25 Oct 2025 Op Reclaim today has seen - a number of illegal bikes, e-scooters and e-bikes siezed - stolen vehicles recovered - a number of arrests We’re glad we recovered our motorbike or that would have been embarrassing. #cakes https://t.co/vpcZ6y7QaW 17.6K views · 96 likes · 8 reposts · 4 replies 24 Oct 2025 “I’ve had my top off in this layby” “Tits” https://t.co/kAyZWmvPLe 15.1K views · 147 likes · 6 reposts · 10 replies 24 Oct 2025 Anyone who lives in Gloucestershire will immediately recognise this picture of the Sandford bypass. Arthur Webley‘s farm was due to be demolished to make way for the new road, but the road was diverted due to the risk of unexploded ordnance on his land. 📸 from a Canberra https: 28.3K views · 431 likes · 16 reposts · 42 replies 23 Oct 2025 BREAKING NEWS Sandford Professional Standards Department have concluded that the Communications Officer responsible for the Sandford Police X account broke our codes of conduct regarding honesty and transparency with loved ones. They have now been permanently removed from https:/ 30.4K views · 112 likes · 8 reposts · 19 replies 12 Oct 2025

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