The Onion ✓
@TheOnion · joined 04 Mar 2008
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10 580 151Followers
14Following
111 859Posts total
5.4MViews on collected posts
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@TheOnion i thought you guys were supposed to be a parody newspaper? and not an accurate one? https://t.co/QYov21UPJ7
2.5K views · 104 likes
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@TheOnion Hudson said the Doordash line and Connor said the Google line.
3K views · 15 likes
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@TheOnion I love it https://t.co/UNwx38wtdo
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“It’s really hard to focus on work when you spent the previous night getting railed by Steely in Franco Harris’ living room,” Peter Hayward said https://t.co/4LsUcpcPth
212.4K views · 625 likes
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With The Stars Of ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://t.co/hcPTtgC2Xb https://t.co/f4XqXJJPQR
501.3K views · 4.1K likes
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Shop at The Onion store. It's not like anything else has made you happy.
https://t.co/mGj7fzpNdu https://t.co/GSsOWjJeOY
163.2K views · 243 likes
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Cryptic New Laundry Room Rule Hints At Tale Of Bizarre Infraction https://t.co/yfO50MafuU
139.4K views · 568 likes
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@TheOnion @GlobTetrahedron @BryceTetraeder Thank you for reminding us that you haven’t been funny or relevant in 15 years.
53.2K views · 2.1K likes
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@TheOnion Info Wars audience will NEVER follow you.
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@TheOnion The Onion still exists? 🤣 https://t.co/kQ6pHIAR2I
6.6K views · 215 likes
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@TheOnion @GlobTetrahedron @BryceTetraeder There is no InfoWars without Alex Jones. The Onion may buy every microphone, light, tripod, etc but it will never be InfoWars
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@TheOnion @GlobTetrahedron @BryceTetraeder Buy Twitter next lol
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Via our parent company @GlobTetrahedron
CEO @BryceTetraeder: https://t.co/c3yFESwUKU https://t.co/LdTXKDNLnQ
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Growth & engagement
How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.
Views per post
85K14 Nov
99.3K
1.1M
7.7K
6.6K
3.9K
53.2K
139.4K14 Jan
163.2K
501.3K15 Jan
212.4K
6.8K
3K16 Jan
2.5K
Last 14 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.
Engagement rate per post
2.17%14 Nov
2.46%
0.33%
1.25%
3.77%
2.17%
4.15%
0.60%14 Jan
0.29%
0.92%15 Jan
0.46%
0.52%
0.49%16 Jan
4.13%
Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views.
What the audience does
Likes79.5%46 831 in total
Reposts10.0%5 886 in total
Replies7.1%4 186 in total
Quotes0.1%61 in total
Bookmarks3.3%1 916 in total
Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.
Followers by day
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Daily snapshots since 19 Sep 2026; the dashed line is the starting count.
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