The Onion ✓

@TheOnion · joined 04 Mar 2008

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10 580 151Followers

13Following

111 859Posts total

2.1MViews on collected posts

Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

1.1M14 Nov

7.7K

6.6K

3.9K

135.9K14 Jan

158.8K

494.6K15 Jan

205K

6.8K

3K16 Jan

2.5K

Last 11 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

0.31%14 Nov

1.25%

3.77%

2.17%

0.45%14 Jan

0.17%

0.89%15 Jan

0.36%

0.52%

0.49%16 Jan

4.13%

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views.

What the audience does

Likes80.5%8 266 in total

Reposts7.0%724 in total

Replies8.1%835 in total

Quotes0.6%61 in total

Bookmarks3.8%387 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.

Latest posts

@TheOnion i thought you guys were supposed to be a parody newspaper? and not an accurate one? https://t.co/QYov21UPJ7 2.5K views · 104 likes · 1 reposts · 0 replies 16 Jan 2026 @TheOnion Hudson said the Doordash line and Connor said the Google line. 3K views · 15 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies 16 Jan 2026 @TheOnion I love it https://t.co/UNwx38wtdo 6.8K views · 34 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies 15 Jan 2026 “It’s really hard to focus on work when you spent the previous night getting railed by Steely in Franco Harris’ living room,” Peter Hayward said https://t.co/4LsUcpcPth 205K views · 513 likes · 52 reposts · 159 replies 15 Jan 2026 The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With The Stars Of ‘Heated Rivalry’ https://t.co/hcPTtgC2Xb https://t.co/f4XqXJJPQR 494.6K views · 4K likes · 240 reposts · 76 replies 15 Jan 2026 Shop at The Onion store. It's not like anything else has made you happy. https://t.co/mGj7fzpNdu https://t.co/GSsOWjJeOY 158.8K views · 146 likes · 37 reposts · 83 replies 14 Jan 2026 Cryptic New Laundry Room Rule Hints At Tale Of Bizarre Infraction https://t.co/yfO50MafuU 135.9K views · 475 likes · 81 reposts · 51 replies 14 Jan 2026 @TheOnion Info Wars audience will NEVER follow you. 3.9K views · 74 likes · 2 reposts · 8 replies 14 Nov 2024 @TheOnion The Onion still exists? 🤣 https://t.co/kQ6pHIAR2I 6.6K views · 215 likes · 20 reposts · 12 replies 14 Nov 2024 @TheOnion https://t.co/jsF2VUeVyY 7.7K views · 83 likes · 4 reposts · 9 replies 14 Nov 2024 Your generosity enables the continued growth of our ruthless media empire. Join us at https://t.co/NqIxR61kYu https://t.co/9uIjXE3ELG 1.1M views · 2.6K likes · 287 reposts · 436 replies 14 Nov 2024

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