Carpe Donktum🔹 ✓

@CarpeDonktum · Maga City, Kekistan · joined 25 May 2008

Eternally Sarcastic Memesmith. Content I post was "Doctored" by me 🎥 👨‍⚕️⚕️

429 778Followers

510Following

24 567Posts total

5.6MViews on collected posts

Latest posts

Carpe Donktum🔹 ✓@CarpeDonktum3 Sep

This was PRIVATE footage which I never consented to be released. My lawyers will be in contact with you shortly to a ascertain exactly how you were able to get your hands on these home movies of me. 67.5K views · 2.1K likes · 106 reposts · 49 replies Open on X →

Carpe Donktum🔹 ✓@CarpeDonktum22 Aug

Every time I open this app, I am immediately reminded of why I don't open it very often any more. The world is completely fake, gay, and insane. 25.2K views · 866 likes · 49 reposts · 61 replies Open on X →

Carpe Donktum🔹 ✓@CarpeDonktum20 Aug

I can't believe that [insert influencer] said that about [insert politician], I really used to like them. Not only that, but now they are fighting with [insert second influencer], and I just don't think I can support them anymore. Sad days, friends. 14K views · 187 likes · 23 reposts · 9 replies Open on X →

Carpe Donktum🔹 ✓@CarpeDonktum23 Jul

Upon first glance I read the word celebrity, yet the accuracy of this post remained completely unchanged. 14.7K views · 126 likes · 7 reposts · 5 replies Open on X →

Carpe Donktum🔹 ✓@CarpeDonktum23 Jul

Celery is the worst vegetable and makes everything bad 37.2K views · 231 likes · 9 reposts · 121 replies Open on X →

Carpe Donktum🔹 ✓@CarpeDonktum14 Apr 2023

Guys, it is important that we keep these tweets away from people who would get me fired. PLEASE be very cautious who you share these with. DO NOT post links like this to prominent liberals. It puts my whole class in danger. https://t.co/MyU8svKdgh 108.1K views · 2.6K likes · 203 reposts · 83 replies Open on X →

Carpe Donktum🔹 ✓@CarpeDonktum14 Apr 2023

I want you guys to understand something, I am NOT grooming these young apostles, THEY COME TO ME and I follow their questions back to it's source These kids feel something is not right inside them and I help them to understand that Jesus is what they are missing in their life 164.1K views · 4.8K likes · 364 reposts · 103 replies Open on X →

Carpe Donktum🔹 ✓@CarpeDonktum13 Apr 2023

@CarpeDonktum You see, the genius of the so-called "progressives" is that they have invented a religion that is not recognized as a religion. That way they can get away with stuff that traditional religions cannot. 94.1K views · 2.2K likes · 195 reposts · 42 replies Open on X →

Carpe Donktum🔹 ✓@CarpeDonktum13 Apr 2023

I hope this doesn’t get me fired, please don’t share this to libs. 308.6K views · 6.7K likes · 342 reposts · 97 replies Open on X →

Carpe Donktum🔹 ✓@CarpeDonktum13 Apr 2023

As a 3rd grade teacher, I often talk about Jesus with my students, they are so excited to hear about my faith. They point to the cross on wall and ask me about the resurrection. Some have gotten baptized in the sink, as long as they don’t tell their parents. It’s our secret. 4.8M views · 31K likes · 6.3K reposts · 2.2K replies Open on X →

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3 posts from the last 90 days, next to the 100K–1M follower range. shown far beyond its own audience, and the audience reacts.

Median views25 225this account5 983median for 100K–1M

Reach, %5.87%this account1.49%median for 100K–1M

Engagement, %3.30%this account0.93%median for 100K–1M

Metric	This account	Median for 100K–1M	Ratio
Median views per post	25 225	5 983	4.22×
Reach (views ÷ followers)	5.87%	1.49%	3.94×
Engagement rate	3.30%	0.93%	3.55×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

4.8M13 Apr

308.6K

94.1K

164.1K14 Apr

108.1K

37.2K23 Jul

14.7K

14K20 Aug

25.2K22 Aug

67.5K3 Sep

Last 10 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

0.85%13 Apr

2.33%

2.60%

3.21%14 Apr

2.66%

1.00%23 Jul

0.94%

1.57%20 Aug

3.89%22 Aug

3.30%3 Sep

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 100K–1M accounts is 0.93%.

What the audience does

Likes79.6%50 807 in total

Reposts11.8%7 559 in total

Replies4.3%2 768 in total

Quotes2.1%1 353 in total

Bookmarks2.2%1 376 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.

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