Christian Heiens 🏛 ✓
@ChristianHeiens · Riding the tiger · joined 12 Feb 2012
The Oracle of Virginia Emeritus • Historian • Postliberal Reactionary • Counter-Revolutionary • Austrian School Acolyte
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@ChristianHeiens Trump was right. https://t.co/NXYUoGgpdV
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@ChristianHeiens "Libertarianism gave us San Francisco"
What
Your tweet gave us cancer
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@ChristianHeiens And they should have been 2,001 feet tall. https://t.co/SCHBfSlBHV
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@ChristianHeiens They forgot and let the barbarians in. https://t.co/lYBXiY3gvE
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0:47
We should have rebuilt them. https://t.co/7fazSOlmou
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The Libertarian moment is over. It’s a spent force. The entire thing has reached its end and has nowhere else to go except openly side with the Left as the Right finally seeks to re-impose some semblance of order and social cohesion on a country teetering on the verge of
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Your worldview has already been applied and it has given us San Francisco, where people shit on the streets, nudists walk around with impunity, and homeless drug addicts shoot up heroin on the sidewalks because Liberalism lacks the ability to say “No” to any of these “personal
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Legal acceptance =\ Social acceptance
I'm still waiting on you to derive a standard for what the basis of legal force actually is if not the NAP
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"If you don't unlock your door and let strangers into your house, don't complain when they break the windows to get inside. You created the broken glass. You made it a home invasion."
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“It’s Donald Trump’s fault that a glacial outburst flood killed a bunch of people in another country on literally the other side of the world.”
We’re slowly returning to 2018-era news headlines.
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Ok I've spent far longer working on the math here than I should have. Here's my best shot at giving you a hard Dollar amount.
The formula would be something like:
Standardized Uma Gross Ownership Index (SUGOI) = CyberAgent shares outstanding / [Number of Umas X CyberAgent
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@ChristianHeiens @Elenajosefina33 https://t.co/ziJFxAmKKS
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@ChristianHeiens Wiser men before us warned us https://t.co/XlQde5vJTJ
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@ChristianHeiens Women collectively go insane, every once in a while. They are susceptible to social contagion, and always have been. Mass hysteria. It happens, historically.
But in previous ages, women have never held power while undergoing their mass hysteria.
This isn't goin
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We are watching a mass psychosis event unfold in real time. https://t.co/YEgMQSrzmJ
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@ChristianHeiens Given how many Umas are currently in Umamusume and Cygames is owned by Cyberagent, how many shares of Cyberagent are required to “own” one Uma?
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Harvard/Harris poll | 8/28-8/30
(Likely voters)
Generic congressional ballot 2026
🟥Republican 51% (+2)
🟦Democratic 49% (-2)
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(Registered voters)
Generic congressional ballot 2026
🟦Democratic 51% (+1)
🟥Republican 49% (-1)
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(Registered voters)
President Trump approval https://t
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@ChristianHeiens @ThomBrady5 Yup. We tried. https://t.co/boqEvBlXoE
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Typo. It’s over. https://t.co/Ic5WRugoqL
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BREAKING: The jury in the Lindsay Clancy trial tells the judge they cannot come to a unanimous decision in the high-profile murder case.
The judge orders the jury to continue deliberating and reviewing the facts. https://t.co/oxS3ujqIlg
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@ChristianHeiens This was a caricature of normal teen life 50 years ago, and it now looks nothing like this today?
Four meddling kids + one talking dog, zero jobs, a brand new Mystery Machine, and endless time to chase ghosts
It's like a different universe from the one we're li
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GIF
If the Simpsons were created today, Homer would be living with his parents, Marge aborted her first child, they're still not married and in a "situationship", both work retail jobs, and Marge is still trying to pay off $80,000 in student loan debt for a degree that never paid
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Have you ever watched an old episode of The Simpsons from the 90s and thought to yourself, "This was a caricature of normal American life and a normal American family 30 years ago, and it now looks nothing like this today"?
Three kids, a wife you married when you were 24, a
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@ChristianHeiens no show describes liberal bullshit better than Frieren https://t.co/qzyYDO8LM3
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@ChristianHeiens https://t.co/HA4mCQe42U
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@ChristianHeiens Whatever means they want to use to destroy us, they care not for the words but the power they hold https://t.co/MGFmEFM9Kg
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>Conservatives win an election
>Leftists appeal to the Constitution, the Rule of Law, Christianity, and the Founding Fathers to ensure that Conservatives never act against them
>Leftists win the next election
>They immediately discard all of these principles and begin ruthlessly
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Against accounts of the same size
24 posts from the last 90 days, next to the 100K–1M follower range. shown far beyond its own audience, and the audience reacts.
Median views20 230this account5 983median for 100K–1M
Reach, %17.72%this account1.49%median for 100K–1M
Engagement, %3.01%this account0.93%median for 100K–1M
| Metric | This account | Median for 100K–1M | Ratio |
|---|---|---|---|
| Median views per post | 20 230 | 5 983 | 3.38× |
| Reach (views ÷ followers) | 17.72% | 1.49% | 11.9× |
| Engagement rate | 3.01% | 0.93% | 3.24× |
Others in this range → Compare with another account → How these benchmarks are built →
Growth & engagement
How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.
Views per post
28.9K3 Sep
19.5K
34.2K
13.2K
20.2K
19.9K
48.9K5 Sep
110.2K6 Sep
14.8K
1.2M
10.5K
19.5K
1.6K
20.3K
Last 14 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.
Engagement rate per post
4.70%3 Sep
5.07%
0.92%
1.50%
9.28%
10.81%
0.66%5 Sep
1.81%6 Sep
3.10%
0.46%
2.55%
2.99%
14.92%
3.50%
Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 100K–1M accounts is 0.93%.
What the audience does
Likes84.0%95 605 in total
Reposts6.8%7 760 in total
Replies2.7%3 108 in total
Quotes0.8%878 in total
Bookmarks5.7%6 530 in total
Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.
The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.
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