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@First_alphas · Home · joined 20 Dec 2012

Retired | Futures trader | shawarma enthusiast

194 968Followers

14 181Following

165 293Posts total

46.3MViews on collected posts

Latest posts

Timeless Praise™🤴 ✓@First_alphas11 Sep

When you start eating once daily, there's no going back 3.3K views · 140 likes · 44 reposts · 16 replies Open on X →

Timeless Praise™🤴 ✓@First_alphas11 Sep

Bruh, I've never seen bookmarks that high before 😭 https://t.co/oblnaJlb2Y

4.9K views · 139 likes · 41 reposts · 14 replies Open on X →

Timeless Praise™🤴 ✓@First_alphas10 Sep

Yo, sick tiddies big dawg 5K views · 139 likes · 52 reposts · 13 replies Open on X →

Timeless Praise™🤴 ✓@First_alphas10 Sep

If you answer your phone with “Hey, my phone is on 5% so I might lose you” you can hang up at anytime, even mid sentence. 4.2K views · 101 likes · 15 reposts · 20 replies Open on X →

Timeless Praise™🤴 ✓@First_alphas2 May

how do you tell someone they have really nice tits in a non sexual way 5.4M views · 119.4K likes · 3.6K reposts · 1.6K replies Open on X →

Timeless Praise™🤴 ✓@First_alphas24 Apr

@First_alphas Sheldon needed a roommate who worked at Cal-Tech to drive him to work and other places, pick up food, go grocery shopping, etc... not to split the rent check. 459.1K views · 11.5K likes · 62 reposts · 33 replies Open on X →

Timeless Praise™🤴 ✓@First_alphas24 Apr

@First_alphas Were you under the impression that assistant professors make a lot of money? 1.3M views · 11.5K likes · 24 reposts · 28 replies Open on X →

Timeless Praise™🤴 ✓@First_alphas23 Apr

@First_alphas Hot waitresses can make a lot of money. 1.5M views · 18.4K likes · 27 reposts · 34 replies Open on X →

Timeless Praise™🤴 ✓@First_alphas23 Apr

Nobody thought it was weird in the big bang theory that Penny; a waitress, was able to afford rent in a building where two physicists with PHDs were roommates just to split rent? https://t.co/2kdMlAYjmJ

37.7M views · 104.8K likes · 2K reposts · 5.7K replies Open on X →

Against accounts of the same size

4 posts from the last 90 days, next to the 100K–1M follower range. shown far beyond its own audience, and the audience reacts.

Median views4 550this account4 472median for 100K–1M

Reach, %2.33%this account1.69%median for 100K–1M

Engagement, %4.02%this account1.30%median for 100K–1M

Metric	This account	Median for 100K–1M	Ratio
Median views per post	4 550	4 472	1.02×
Reach (views ÷ followers)	2.33%	1.69%	1.38×
Engagement rate	4.02%	1.30%	3.10×

Others in this range → Compare with another account → How these benchmarks are built →

Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

37.7M23 Apr

1.5M

1.3M24 Apr

459.1K

5.4M2 May

4.2K10 Sep

4.9K11 Sep

3.3K

Last 9 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

0.30%23 Apr

1.24%

0.88%24 Apr

2.52%

2.32%2 May

3.27%10 Sep

4.12%

3.93%11 Sep

6.02%

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 100K–1M accounts is 1.30%.

What the audience does

Likes91.8%265 944 in total

Reposts2.0%5 810 in total

Replies2.6%7 495 in total

Bookmarks3.6%10 343 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.