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@MarmotRespecter · joined 14 Dec 2011
low-rise jeans activist
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today's project: gutter repairs while trying not to get killed by hornets
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@MarmotRespecter Funny you say that. I had a coworker in big tech. He just messaged me that he took 2 years off to start a knife business, but it doesn't pay the bills so he's looking for a job.
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@MarmotRespecter This is the spiritually castrated version of being a rich guy with a wife whose hobby business loses money.
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@MarmotRespecter Make sure you post about being a self made man constantly
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my best advice for young guys going into the trades is to make $250-500k in an email job, then buy a bunch of tools and a huge garage and start a custom knife business or a bespoke woodworking shop where you lose $100 on every sale
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seething manlet with a foredoomed hairline and negative canthal tilt contacts the media, goes on tv, NEEDS to tell the world he's ackshually smarter than the guy that just mogged him
twitter journalist michael tracey deeply admires this creature
(all such cases)
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You almost get the sense that this juror spent seven weeks dispassionately evaluating the facts, evidence, and law, rather than just using the case for cheap online Culture War content https://t.co/mNKxMZfpay
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i cut off every one of those "mustang" electric crossovers i see
very very shameful of Ford to make this car
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currently cursing microsoft's idiotic update approval process
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@MarmotRespecter i had a taiwanese teacher who talked about her jury duty experience. the crime was battery while on drugs. the defense was: he should be put into rehab instead of prison, as drugs caused the crime.
her response: “so if I do meth before committing a crime, I don’
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@MarmotRespecter @greetfriends Unironically more American than 95%
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@MarmotRespecter Some assimilate better than others.
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i am once again thinking about my friend's taiwanese mom who, shortly after gaining citizenship, got her first jury summons
just a few minutes into voir dire they asked her what she thought the penalty for shoplifting should be and she said "death." they sent her home
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Against accounts of the same size
13 posts from the last 90 days, next to the 10K–100K follower range. shown far beyond its own audience, and the audience reacts.
Median views18 766this account924median for 10K–100K
Reach, %53.14%this account3.62%median for 10K–100K
Engagement, %3.49%this account1.52%median for 10K–100K
| Metric | This account | Median for 10K–100K | Ratio |
|---|---|---|---|
| Median views per post | 18 766 | 924 | 20.3× |
| Reach (views ÷ followers) | 53.14% | 3.62% | 14.7× |
| Engagement rate | 3.49% | 1.52% | 2.29× |
Others in this range → Compare with another account → How these benchmarks are built →
Growth & engagement
How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.
Views per post
2.9M9 Sep
160.7K
220.8K
173.4K
5.2K
3.7K10 Sep
210.8K
7.5K
331.3K11 Sep
18.8K
13.1K
16.4K
18412 Sep
Last 13 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.
Engagement rate per post
5.98%9 Sep
5.93%
5.84%
3.26%
0.56%
5.63%10 Sep
0.53%
3.49%
5.11%11 Sep
4.68%
1.06%
1.60%
2.72%12 Sep
Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 10K–100K accounts is 1.52%.
What the audience does
Likes93.9%212 739 in total
Reposts2.8%6 295 in total
Replies0.4%926 in total
Bookmarks2.9%6 652 in total
Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.
Followers by day
12 Sep
Daily snapshots since 12 Sep 2026; the dashed line is the starting count.
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