Simon Harris ✓

@SimonHarrisMBD

‘A Southend comedian’ - Lee Anderson (his words, not mine). Arsenal fan.

5 039Followers

1 893Following

2 979Posts total

715.4KViews on collected posts

Latest posts

Simon Harris ✓@SimonHarrisMBD9 Sep

@SimonHarrisMBD Did he mention his £175000 salary and huge pension? 119 views · 2 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Simon Harris ✓@SimonHarrisMBD9 Sep

@SimonHarrisMBD @Patrici89225734 Just donated https://t.co/jY2nNlraOA

312 views · 5 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Simon Harris ✓@SimonHarrisMBD9 Sep

@SimonHarrisMBD We have, just set up a monthly contribution. 296 views · 4 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

Simon Harris ✓@SimonHarrisMBD9 Sep

The chief-executive of the RNLI Peter Sparkes has revealed in an email to staff that last Sunday, FOUR lifeboats were placed near to the protest off the coast of Portsmouth specifically to guarantee the safety of the protestors! Volunteer Neil (whose photograph was shared all ht

15.4K views · 534 likes · 130 reposts · 6 replies Open on X →

Simon Harris ✓@SimonHarrisMBD19 May

@SimonHarrisMBD It would be funnier if it just said “prick”, “dickhead”, “bastard”, “git” etc. I hate the new made up swear words like cockwomble. They’re stupid. If you’re gonna swear, do it properly and old school, you cunt 🤣🤣🤣🤣 2.2K views · 43 likes · 0 reposts · 2 replies Open on X →

Simon Harris ✓@SimonHarrisMBD19 May

@SimonHarrisMBD You embarrassing grifter, pay back the Money 6.6K views · 98 likes · 1 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

Simon Harris ✓@SimonHarrisMBD19 May

@SimonHarrisMBD To think that someone at Essex Council handed you - a purveyor of a skill set it seems is limited to crude, puerile, juvenile “humour” - over £500k for your services is beyond belief. A true poster boy for the kind of mind that backs the current iteration of the 4.8K views · 50 likes · 0 reposts · 2 replies Open on X →

Simon Harris ✓@SimonHarrisMBD19 May

A brief history of my adventures making handheld Tesco scanners display rude words, before they stopped displaying first names entirely 😂😂😂 https://t.co/zgA3vnNANQ

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685.7K views · 4.7K likes · 398 reposts · 114 replies Open on X →

Against accounts of the same size

4 posts from the last 90 days, next to the under 10K follower range. reaches fewer people than peers of the same size.

Median views304this account4 175median for under 10K

Reach, %6.03%this account250.82%median for under 10K

Engagement, %1.64%this account1.41%median for under 10K

Metric	This account	Median for under 10K	Ratio
Median views per post	304	4 175	0.07×
Reach (views ÷ followers)	6.03%	2.5× audience	0.02×
Engagement rate	1.64%	1.41%	1.17×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

685.7K19 May

4.8K

6.6K

2.2K

15.4K9 Sep

296

312

119

Last 8 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

0.77%19 May

1.08%

1.52%

2.07%

4.34%9 Sep

1.35%

1.60%

1.68%

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for under 10K accounts is 1.41%.

What the audience does

Likes79.3%5 468 in total

Reposts7.7%529 in total

Replies1.8%125 in total

Quotes0.7%47 in total

Bookmarks10.5%722 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.

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