JALALZAI ✓

@TheLostJalalzai · joined 18 Jan 2022

Writer. Maverick. Pacifist. Here, I offer a blend of insight, satire, and political commentary on Afghan society, mostly in Dari and Pashto.

59 722Followers

106Following

31 921Posts total

15KViews on collected posts

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JALALZAI ✓@TheLostJalalzai19 Sep

از نظر جنرال صاحب عبیدی 👇 341 views · 1 likes · 0 reposts · 1 replies Open on X →

JALALZAI ✓@TheLostJalalzai19 Sep

یک دوستمه خیلی خوش دارم از خاطریکه بسیار ادم دل پاک است. مگر یگان وقت یادش میره که مه میشناسمش. فاز پژوهشگر به خود میگیره و یگان گپ جدی میزنه . میگه کتاب حمدالله محب باید خوانده شود. مه گفتم ایقدر که حوصله میبود که مه بیشینم و کتاب حمدالله ره بخانم، چرا خودم حمدالله http

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JALALZAI ✓@TheLostJalalzai19 Sep

یافتن حقیقت از خاطره نویسی سیاسیون گذشته شامل قدرت یک خیال بیهوده است. تنها درسی که از خاطره نویسی اینها میتوان گرفت اینست که مطلقا متیقین میشویم اینکه وطن توسط یک مشت خاین بی عرضه احمق و مزدور اداره میشد...✍🏾 129 views · 4 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

JALALZAI ✓@TheLostJalalzai18 Sep

قصه "سه چهارمغز برای پوپلکا" ره خواندین؟ پوپلکا یک دخترک مقبول و مهربان میباشه که همرای مادر اندر و سه تا خواهر اندر زنده‌گی میکنه. یک روز پدرش میره سفر، برای دخترای زن خود تحفه میخره، ولی پوپلکا از یادش میره. در راه برگشت، از جنگل که میگذره، سه دانه چهارمغز از یک درخت میکنه و

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JALALZAI ✓@TheLostJalalzai18 Sep

@TheLostJalalzai جلالزی خوربه چی کله په غصه اوقهروه،په فارسی به لیکنی کولی،اوس دکابل زاړه یادګارونه تازه کوی،یواځی په فارسی لیکنی کوی 33 views · 0 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

JALALZAI ✓@TheLostJalalzai18 Sep

@TheLostJalalzai جلالزی ددی وردګوفارسی ډیره خوښه میړه اوښځه دواړه وردګ خپل منځ کی فارسی خبری کوی ته هم په شلولیکنوکی یوه پښتونسته ته بایدپه دغه پوه یه چه ستاده فوست لوستونکی فارسیبانان دی که پښتانه. 54 views · 0 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

JALALZAI ✓@TheLostJalalzai18 Sep

چند روز پیش کت خواهرم گپ میزدم. گفتمش: «خیلی جگرخون هستم، بیخی دیپریش گرفتیم.» گفت: «برو خیر است، سلمان خان که از غم آیشوریا نمرد، تو هم نمیمیری.» راست‌ میگه، سلمان خان از غم آیشوریا نمرد، مگر یگان بار آدم گیچ میشه بین تعریف مردن و زنده ماندن، چند روز میشه که عکس‌ های جدیدشه h

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JALALZAI ✓@TheLostJalalzai24 Aug

@TheLostJalalzai از ولسوالی جاغوری بود 11 views · 0 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

JALALZAI ✓@TheLostJalalzai24 Jun

@TheLostJalalzai I am no fan of our military, but Afghans need to hold their terror back. Pakistanis have suffered a lot because of Afghanistan. Many Afghans are hardworking, but many have criminal tendencies. And if you guys hate Pakistan so much (you have reasons), why don't yo 25 views · 0 likes · 0 reposts · 0 replies Open on X →

JALALZAI ✓@TheLostJalalzai11 Jun

Her entire family, ten people including her father, mother, brothers and sisters, were killed when the #Pakistani military bombed her home in #Afghanistan’s Khost province on June 10. She is an #Afghan #woman. Now she is left completely alone, asking for justice, justice for http

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9 posts from the last 90 days, next to the 10K–100K follower range. below its peers on both reach and engagement.

Median views129this account947median for 10K–100K

Reach, %0.22%this account3.58%median for 10K–100K

Engagement, %0.59%this account1.51%median for 10K–100K

Metric	This account	Median for 10K–100K	Ratio
Median views per post	129	947	0.14×
Reach (views ÷ followers)	0.22%	3.58%	0.06×
Engagement rate	0.59%	1.51%	0.39×

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Growth & engagement

How the posts we collected actually performed: views and reaction rate post by post, what the audience did with them, and where the follower count goes.

Views per post

6.2K11 Jun

2524 Jun

1124 Aug

4.9K18 Sep

1.4K

12919 Sep

1.8K

341

Last 10 collected posts, oldest on the left. The scale is logarithmic: one post can outrun the rest a hundred times over.

Engagement rate per post

0.94%11 Jun

0.00%24 Jun

0.00%24 Aug

0.68%18 Sep

0.00%

1.39%

3.88%19 Sep

1.36%

0.59%

Reactions — likes, reposts, replies and quotes — divided by views. Median for 10K–100K accounts is 1.51%.

What the audience does

Likes79.6%117 in total

Reposts9.5%14 in total

Replies6.8%10 in total

Quotes2.0%3 in total

Bookmarks2.0%3 in total

Share of every reaction we collected for this account. Replies mean argument, reposts mean endorsement, bookmarks mean the post was worth keeping.

The follower curve appears once this account has two daily snapshots — we take one a day, and this one is on its first.

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